Headcannon:
Oliver Wood refused to retire.
It was only when his eldest daughter played against him on her first ever professional game. She got past his keeping every goal and beat his team by 225 points. It was then that he proudly retired from playing...
...and became a coach.
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(Class is about to end)
Sirius and James: *hurrying to put their books away*
McGonagall: Stop! Class isn’t over yet!
Sirius and James: *put their books away slightly slower and more subtly*
True-est of the true. I am this person stopping my Gryffindor friends from being stupid.
Okay but you know that joke about all Slytherins having a Hufflepuff best friend? (which is essentially just the “give them a lovely item” idea from Ouron High School Host Club. Don’t deny it) Well every Gryffindor has an emotional support Ravenclaw to reel in their dumbest impulses.
Luna was basically this for the Golden Trio.
Other examples:
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself.
Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly, eat another cookie, buy velcro shoes, re-watch the part you couldn’t understand the first time, write things on your hands so you don’t forget it… whatever you want and/or need
Don’t let anyone tell you how you should be doing things. We don’t need to prove each other anything
typical morning at the Potter household
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