I Really Like How Bill's Summoning And His Deal With Ford Draws Them Both Pretty Arrogant

" - not pretty - i dont like it too [bla bla bla arguments about vidjadharas]" (dont really get how to translate it accurately oops)

Sealed Mentors AU: The Warrior of Volition

Second mentor-mentee combination of Sealed Mentors au. Don't believe her resting face, she cares for him.

As always - questions are welcome

AU masterpost

I watched total of three grunkle stunkle videos (finale remix(seven grunkle stunkles), ytpmv and alex hirsh honest reaction) and the next refresh youtube recommended me grunkle stunkle compilation help

Classic yaoi

Cooler yaoi

Doomed yaoi

Yaoi sandwich

Wedding yaoi

The Various Flavors of FireWind

I love them way too much

Why is it that shadowflour i wrote was kinda hurtcomforty thingy but now when im thinking of writing bitter peaches it's some straight up (not really straight though, we are talking about old men yaoi) nsfw—

Keep translating my stupid jokes

Angel: SO IT'S YOU WHO MADE ME GO UP ON THE TWELFTH FLOOR ONLY FOR A TEA?!

Edgeworth: ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT I WOULD ORDER TEA THAT OBVIOUSLY MADE OF AWFULLY CHEAP LEAVES OR EVEN WORSE TEABAGS?!

Angel: HOW DARE YOU LET ME SAY YOU THAT I PUT ALL MY SOUL IN MY TEA AND

Edgeworth and Angel: * keep arguing about tea *

Wright: ...

Ema: ...

Wright: let's get out for a coffee? I guess they will be busy for a long time.

Ema: okay.

Has anybody done these yet?

Fool me once — shame on you

Fool me twice — shame still on you because you still decided to do the wrong thing despite getting a second chance at being a decent human being and don't you ever confuse my attempt at giving you one for stupidity you fuckass because if believing in humanity and hoping people can change is unknown concepts for you than it tells a lot about you, not me, jerk

Mermay Day 2: Cosmic

Do I plan on Yukitoing/Yueing all the prompts? Yes. Yes, I do plan.

List of prompts I stumbled upon is under the cut

Himbo Dave

(refuses to elaborate further)

(leaves)