Barbarian: I Forgot I Was A Woman For A Moment.

Barbarian: I forgot I was a woman for a moment.

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1 year ago

“aromantics can still date” sure and gay men can want to be with women

are you stupid or just dumb?

First of all, aro people aren’t necessarily ace as well so many still feel sexual attraction. Not to mention, QPRs and other tertiary attraction exist. You can also have a platonic relationship (people often underestimate the strength platonic attraction or bonds can have), a romantic relationship without attraction (often cupioromantic people will have these but anyone can), a relationship where each person is attracted or in love in a different way (for example, the women could be attracted to the man in a romantic way and the gay man could be attracted in a platonic way). The possibilities are pretty much endless. And yes, I have heard of happy couples in which the partners are a gay man and lesbian woman and they aren’t together in a lavender marriage.


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1 year ago

miauuuu Mrrp Mrrp mreooow :3

good heavens

1 year ago

I was attempting to get the plate covering the bobbin compartment off to clean out the compartment on my sewing machine because it’s been jamming and it won’t catch the thread on one side, but of course one of the screws is too tight so the screwdriver, which is specifically made for this sewing machine and came with it, launches out of my hand and into the nearest trash can, which was right behind me. Now I am rooting through the trash desperately looking for my screwdriver.

I have two questions for life.

First of all, why do these whimsical situations, that would normally only appear in a cartoon and end with the character rooting through garbage cans, always happen to me?? This is the second time in the past two months when I have had to root through garbage cans because of a chain of events with such a low probability of happening.

Second of all, WHO THE FUCK MAKES THE SCREW THAT TIGHT?


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1 year ago

why do you have soup in your pants?

Don’t tell anyone I told you because we aren’t supposed to let the gendersolid people know this, but the genderfluid is actually just soup


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1 year ago

Transphobes are constantly telling me “I’m just confused” but let’s be honest, you’d be confused too if your gender was constantly changing.


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1 year ago

Not my usual shitposts but I feel the need to celebrate this:

I FINALLY GOT THE MOTIVATION TO START VOICE TRAINING!!!


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1 year ago

Now I wanna make a blog for my hajar 3:<

i feel like i should make a separate blog for my blåhaj Raine, they deserve it i feel...

1 month ago

Why don’t wizards who have to yell out the spell they cast ever yell “I cast iron!” and throw a cast iron pan at someone


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