A Mental Image That's Too Good Not To Record:

I have a story for you.

I was at a family reunion (or something like that), and I was 3 or 4 years old. My mom was talking with one of my uncles-cousins-relatives-I-guess (as grown-ups do) when I walked up to ask a Very Important Question (I don't remember what this Question was, but it probably had something to do with cats. I love cats).

Anyway, the grown-ups were not paying attention to me, and toddler me was Not Happy with this. So naturally, I grabbed at the nearest grown-up hand to joggle it like a snow globe. The problem is, said hand was occupied at the time.

With a lit cigarette.

Now, I don't think I got seriously hurt - I sure don't see any scar left over - but at that age I'd cry at a paper cut, so I let out an ear-scraping screech. Naturally, that drew attention from the entire room (unfortunately for me, my Very Important Question was completely forgotten, so I couldn't capitalize on the opportunity).

As my mom soothed me and worried over me, my relative of uncertain relationship frantically asked where I was hurt. And so, with tears in my eyes and a ferocious pout, I presented my reddened, stinging middle finger.

i am sick! and grumpy! and fully of mucus!!! and if anyone wants to buy me some ramen and/or tell me a story of humorously blundering childhood mishaps, that would be most pleasing indeed!

I have ruined it improved it.

dp bitches are so starved for content we'll see a poorly drawn green circle drawn on ms paint and reblog it

No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas

I͙ͥ̈ͥ͑͑ ̰͎̺̝̏̽͂͛ȁ͍͍̱̓͆ͩ̈m̲ͤ̈ͫ ̮̗͓̤͗ͥ̌ṃ̦͎̦͈͙͆̓ͪͩ̎̊aͥ̐n͚͒ͥ̊ͧ̈́y͚̙̻̝̲͔̬͒́͗ͥ́̓͊

̼̞̜̣̗͔͆̃̒͋̑I͕̝̹̯̽̇ ͇͍͌ͬ̓̒a̠͉̜̮ͤ̈́̅͛ͮ͗̚ͅm̺̭͇͕̰̓̇͑̔̅͆ͤ ̳͚̞̰̣̓͂̿̿ͪr̋ͨ͗͒́̎͗a̦̜͕͇̠͋̒̂ͫͦͣ̈vͧ̊̇ͬͬ̉̚e͖̩̙̞̱̼̒͌̉̂̏ͨ̋n͓ͭͭͅͅo̘͚͕̿u͖̜͖̞ͪ̉̋s͕͉̦̝͇̝̗ͭ͗̎̈

̖̘̞̃̐I̝̜̝̬̪͙ͤ͛͒ͥ̊ͤͣ ̺͓̖̤͈̪̒̇̈́̉a̍̍̾̈ͪͤṃ̭͇̟̤ͥ̚ ̲̬͍͙̥̼̓͐g̮͎͉̮̐̇̔̀́̂̾ ̯͛̈̃e̲̪̦͚͍͔ͭ̃͗̾ͩ͆̅ͅ ͚̲͙̺͍̣̟ͮͨ̋̄̽̓̑l̥̟̹͈̣̩ ̠̱̍̄a͍̙͑ ́̅̏ͯͩtͣ̅̈ͥͩ̔ ͈̿ͧ̽ͧ̅ͧi͗̅̈̔̊̿̓ ̩̹͕̳̓ͭṇ̖̟̻͔̽ͫ̄ͨ̿

New reblog game: run your url through the neural blender and post it

Primary Color Pride. There's the primary colors of light (red, blue, and green), the primary colors of ink (cyan, maroon, yellow), and the apex colors for each (white and black respectively)

what pride flag is this (wrong answers only)

I usually use "I literally give no fucks", but yours is also excellent

i was trying to explain asexuality to an acquaintance and in the heat of the moment i summarized it as "it's like different strokes for different folks, but some folks prefer fewer-to-no strokes."

and then i had to stop and process what i'd just said

Doot doot

Ack! Away with thee foul calciferous being! Away!

...Where is it, where is it... aha!

Wizard Attack: Jellybones!

Plot twist: the Fae of the Well was once part of the same trade, but their mother took home the other child. The Fae was not shocked at being "outwitted", they were shocked to see a mother who could easily tell the two apart, yet loved both children despite the changeling's "quirks".

Two identical infants lay in the cradle. “One you bore, the other is a Changeling. Choose wisely,” the Fae’s voice echoed from the shadows. “I’m taking both my children,” the mother said defiantly.

More eclipse photos, but with other stuff included for ✨️aesthetic✨️

I found a Dark Souls font generator.

You're welcome :3

here, spin this wheel to find out if you participated in stabbing Caesar or if you're just getting a participation trophy because you were there and said "yeah, get him!"