We Need More Kane Fics Please (i Need More Kane Fics Please)

“Domain expansion.” And it’s just me opening up my legs

mental state is tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down

Mother fuckin-

BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER SLEEPING WITH MARK WIFE MOTHER FUCKER

“WHO SLEPT WITH WHO-”

Y O U H O E

YOU’RE “WHO SLEPT WITH WHO” HOE

YOU THAT HOE

H 👏 O 👏N 👏E 👏 Y

YOU THAT :

HOME WREAKING

FAKE PINK AFRO WEARING

FIRING DICK  SHOTS INTO ANOTHER MANS WIFE CAUSE HER HAIR LOOKED PRETTY

MUSTACHE TWIRLING, FUCKING EVERYONE YOU MEET IN MORE WAY THAN ONE

HOE

MISS ME WITH THAT

~°•*TIME LINE SHIT*•° ~

YOU ALWAYS BE BEING

THAT HOE

THAT MOTHER FUCKINGGGGGGGGGG

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

M

Y

G

O

D

Ask me if I’m mad

Bitch yes I am.

LIKE!!!

YOU REAL?

U good?

YOU REAL RIGHT NOW?

YOU GOT THE TEA ON HUNTY?

U READY TO DRINK WHAT UR SERVIN’?

I DON’T THINK S O O O O O O O

OH

MY

LORD!!!

DID YOU GET THAT WIFE PUSS WITH ALL THAT “BIGGER PICTURE” TALK HONEY????

HMMMMMMMMMM???

I THINK FUCKING NOT!!!

(I know y'all gonna be like “bigger picture!!!!” but god damn Willford, I love honey but you that hoe tho, at least own it)

Dating Katsuki Bakugo

💥 He honestly doesn’t notice you at first, as he doesn’t think anyone in his class is very important, let alone someone from a whole other class.

💥 When he finally notices you, it’s because you stand up to him. It’s nothing flashy, just you calmly telling him to calm down because screaming in a study room is kinda selfish. He brushes it off and walks away, but he’s curious as to why he’s never seen you before.

💥 After that, he makes it his goal to get to know you better. This leaves you both becoming good friends. You helping him calm down when he’s mad or stressed, and him helping you study.

💥 When he asks you out, it’s nothing fancy. He shoves your favorite flowers, candy, and a very cute stuffed animal in your face. You gather he’s asking you out, and you gladly accept.

💥 Both of your classes are kinda surprised that Bakugo found someone, let alone someone as great as you. His friends tease him on the daily, and make sure he’s treating you right.

💥 You and his friends get along amazingly. Mina teaches you how to dance, Kirishima shows you the best methods of working out, and Denki and Sero just chill with you. Bakugo is glad that you all are getting along, though sometimes he wants you to just himself.

💥 When you both aren’t preoccupied with school and hero duties, he likes going on walks with you through the city and taking you on cute dates.

💥 He likes PDA, and he is not afraid to show it. He wants everyone to know that you are taken, and there is no negotiating that fact.

💥 When you both are alone, he gets very cuddly. He loves to be the little spoon, as it makes him feel protected, which he needs from time to time. You love being able to provide that comfort, as well as smelling his hair.

💥 When he starts acting up in public, you put him in his place so fast. Since he is quick to start fights with people, you have gotten extremely quick at diffusing them. Which is good for all parties involved.

💥 Even though things get rocky, especially with everything that comes with being hero’s, he is always there for you. He makes sure you are doing well mentally, and he protects you when fighting villains. He knows you can hold your own, but that doesn’t stop him from worrying.

SPIDERBAND !!

available as a print here!

The day that I find someone that wants the soft pudginess and odd personality that makes up my entire being it's all over for these bitches

Pumpkin [Part 1] Blue Jones x Fem!Reader

Warnings: callous mentions of dubious consent. Blue Jones is his own warning. Reader is a little unhinged. No explicit smut, yet. LOTS of cursing.

Words: 2.7k

Summary: AU, not sucker punch asylum. Blue Jones is an Orderly, you’re a patient. You’ve got the hots for him, he’s a big fat tease. (I’ll release part 2 later, because I’m a big fat tease too.)

Dedication: to @bluejones​ and @propertyofabelmorales​ 

If you weren’t fucking crazy when you were first admitted to the asylum, you sure as shit were now. Your thoughts were consumed. Your mind could fixate on one thing and one thing only.

Orderly Blue.

And how he was, without a doubt, not into you.

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They should invent a new kind of Being Alive where it's not painful and it doesn't hurt constantly and actually feels worth it and you're happy for more than a few hours at a time

wrath

and when i say i want him to moan his own name for me i'm the weird one 🙄