Latest Posts by jellyyfishdreamer - Page 2
luv men who love you weirdly. who love you so much it’s just shy of creepy. luv men who r a little not normal when it comes to you n their love for you.
ketzal_coatl
"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time
Happiest Birthday, Love
Here's a video of him playing banjo
happy womens day to everyones favorite woman
him: I can't host
me: dont worry I know a spot
the spot:
a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic
guys i made another fancy birthday cake for my friend who wants to see it
Happiness Will Come To You.
At this point I’m literally just using my theater class as an excuse to print pictures of Oscar for our props 😭 HAHAHAHA
hell yeah
yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me
you ever know someone and you think “god i love you. i wish we could’ve known eachother when we were carefree and 11. i wish we could’ve played together as kids”
i tried to hire a hypeman and the cheapest one (free) was a fucking wizard and now i cant get rid of her. she keeps saying shit like "she speaketh true" and "very wise milady" everytime i say fuckin anything and if she sees a car she tries to attack it with chain lightning. fucking embarassing honestly
being madly in love with someone platonically is so ridiculous. hey man i think about you all the time. i wish you were here right now. talking to you makes me indescribably happy. i miss you. honestly what the hell
Pookies(you) blog plagues my thoughts 😞😞 trying to do my job but I'm checking my phone to see if pookie has posted more scrumptious morsels for me to consume
Me if you even care
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
dwdw more morsels coming soon 🧎♀️🧎♀️
Found this and I swear there's no image better fitted to describe my drinking experience
Shout out to the peeps that stumble across my inconsistent and incoherent blog that's nothing but reposts🗣️🗣️
I know you love the Russian roulette you get when you find me :33
Something sad? Sure!
Thirsting after my fictional men & women? You betcha!
Oscar Isaac 🤤🤤? Oh baby...
My passion for public transportation? Lemme tell you about it
Horny? It plagues me and I make it everyone's problem
Look at him so far away
He's getting closer
Closer
Even closer
He has something to say
Wow, what an inspiration
my voice drips with honeyed words, and the sweetest one i can speak is your name.
The railway network🤤🤤🤤
Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.
linkedin is full of people i wish i could kill myself in front of
swagever
If my teeth aren't chattering and my nips don't hurt it ain't cold ENOUGH‼️‼️‼️
Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and
Period💅💅
men’s thighs. you agree.
Sylvia Plath, from The Unabridged Journals