Frontiers has me in a chokehold atm, and as much as I LOVE the game so far, I can't help but feel we were done dirty with our ikran options.
Like all of these:
ARE IN THE GAME!
And we can only choose from a handful of options at the start :') (Unless you go to the Store™ and buy some ofc)
In comparison, here are 2 of the selectables:
cozy up to this guy for the holidays
Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,
Good morning to bitches who cant remember half their life
I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone
you should be able to say “fuck if i know” to customers
those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god
what I want to do to mens' bodies is between me and God and everyone on the internet and no one else
you ever think huh i havent drunk anything in a while, i guess i'll just have a little sip- glug gLUG GLUGGLUG HOLY SHIT GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUGGLUGLGUGLUG
a comic about feeling gross (for very mysterious reasons) and bed time
Someone: hey are you ok?
Me, having liked multiple gifs of Oscar Isaac’s bare ass: yeah, why?
"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would
“ I was trained in their ways. Their technology. Their weapons…
Things that a Na’vi should not know.”
.
(Avatar: frontiers of Pandora trailer)
Kane - Moodboard
They're on a rollercoaster 🎢
i don't want to fuck that fictional character, i want to be the roger rabbit to their jessica. nobody can understand what they see in me and say as much, but the simple fact is that i make them laugh. yes i'm aware this is somehow gayer than just having sex with them.
I miss you, I always do.
sorry you put your hand on my cheek and I immediately opened my mouth for you to put your thumb in.
there is so much love in friendship, people forget that
i cant hang out tonight man. no i have to explode into a millions thousand pieces. yea tomorrow works
Louise Glück, from "Persephone the Wanderer", Averno
{Words by José Olivarez from Citizen Illegal /@fatimaamerbilal , from even flesh eaters don't want me.}
Haruki Marukami
Jenny Hval, from Girls Against God
Robert Goolrick, from The End of the World as We Know It: Scenes from a Life
Anna Akhmatova, The Complete Poems of Anna Akhmatova: Reed; from ‘The Sentence’, tr. Judith Hemschemeyer