Here's A Little Tale About How My Obsession With Sly Cooper Got Started... Super Abridged, Of Course.

Man, Sanzaru really saw my man Bentley get some bitches and said "absolutely not".

Reblog if you write fan fiction

Doesn’t matter if you write in a frequent basis, or once in a blue moon, just how many of us are there?

Penelope!

OMG I love her ^_^

Why I like them: Adorkable, nerdy, sweet, smart, kind of witty in her own way

Why I don’t: Does not fight a lot, I understand that her forte is RC gadgets, but she gets in trouble a lot.

Favorite episode: Flight of Fancy, China episode (names escape me) and Dead Men tells no Tales

Favorite season: Spring

Favorite line: “No one touches that turtle, but me…”

Favorite outfit: Her typical yellow sweater and overalls, pirate dress and lab suit in the new game

OTP: With Bentley. Love them 8-ever

Brotp: Hhm, she gets along nicely with the gang, probably Murray, he’s the friendliest :)

Head Canon: Sanest of the couple (i’d imagine Bentley getting too egotistical), stays quiet and acts grumpy once a month. Her last name is “Benneke” (I looked up Dutch last names)

Unpopular opinion: Probably that early after Sly 3’s release, she wasn’t very well liked by the fans back in 2005.

A wish: Not much except her to be back and more involved (does not have to outshine the gang) 

An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen: Forever disappeared or forgotten or demoted to extra or breaking up with Bentley 

5 words to best describe them:

My nickname for them: Penny, Mrs.Wiseturtle X) (let this be canon in the future)

Penelope miscalculates

why is this the hottest thing i've ever seen

Sly4 AU where Penelope is really missing, and there's a jealous doppelganger.

"REDESIGN PENELOPE" (Sly Cooper)

THERES NO NEED TO SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!but she also is perfect i would add just a tail :(

like this ^

Two underrated interactions between Murray and Sly, first from 2:

Sly: “You know how much I love messing with Carmelita.”

Murray: “Yeah…it’s weird.”

And in 3:

Sly: “-pry off that mask of Dark Earth and maybe we’ll get back the Carmelita we all know and love.”

Murray: “I do not love her!”

Usually it’s Sly sneaking some good natured jabs at his friends because he’s a sarcastic little shit, but those two moments are a rare glimpse at Murray’s perspective on Sly’s whole fucked up dynamic with Inspector Fox.

Firstly, that he thinks Sly’s a fucking weirdo about the whole thing, and secondly that it is very important for him that Sly knows that he’s the only one in the group who has this fucking hang up about Carmelita and to leave Murray the fuck out of it. 

Murray is usually all about wanting Sly to think he’s cool cause he looks up to him, but those two times are a rare time of him just looking at his good friend Sly and going “dude what the hell is up with you…” because even a life long friendship is not immune to those moments where you just have to look at your friend and wonder just what the fuck is going on in their head…and deciding that you would really rather not dig that up.

Penelope- One last Glance by Moon-Shyne

I think I finally understand why people write fanfiction. it’s so aggravating when a piece of media doesn’t engage with its premise - like maybe the implications were too dark, maybe if we followed it to its logical conclusion the main character would be irredeemable, maybe it’s too complicated, maybe it’s too flavourful (weird, horny, unflattering) so we only get a liiiitle bit of it sprinkled on top of an otherwise generic story

whatever the reason, we end up with a diet lite homogenized version of what the initial story promised us. it makes me pace around my house biting at my thumb, going “no…..no it could’ve been better…..I could’ve made it better…..”