Venom:

Peter: ugh don’t you hate it when you run up the stairs and your ankles start cracking like crazy

Shuri: lmao you still have bones?

Peter whispering: ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ

Dan: Oh hey Eddie see you drinking protein shakes.

Eddie: Huh? Oh no this isn't protein shake it's chocolate milk. Venom asked for this.

Tony and his kiddos ❤️

A raccoon, a tree and a disney princess

Tony: hey son, heard you got an A+

Tony: *reaches hand in pocket* oh-oh what’s this? *pulls out a thumbs up* Tony: haha good job buddy

Peter: hahahahaihateyou

Erik: Agent Ross! Truth or Dare!

Agent Ross: Truth!

Erik: [serious] Was the moon landing of 1969 faked?

Agent Ross: What?

Erik: Answer the question Agent.

Tony: Oh man September! The falling leaves, The slightly chilling weather, The colorful leaves—

Peter, T-posing behind Tony w/ a disappointed look on his face wearing a Jack Skellington coustume: It’s time.

Venom: I have to get back to Eddie.

Anne: Yes. So how do we do this? Do I just touch him? Do I have to sneeze on him? How?

Venom: We have to French kiss him.

Anne: ...Wha?

Venom: Full on tongue.

Anne *thinking*: Eddie, what in the world were you doing to get this guy???

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M’Baku: You’re really campaigning for bitch of the year, aren’t you?

Erik: As the defending champion, are you nervous?