Peter: *trying To Open A Jar* Shitty Ass Lid!

New! Avengers: Endgame Finals.

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[at disneyland, on the teacup ride]

tony and t'challa: *spinning a little and talking*

peter and shuri: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

Y/n, putting on your seatbelt: Ok, do you remember what I’ve taught you?

Loki, starting up the car: Of course.

Loki, driving: Green means go, yellow means speed up, red means enter at your own risk.

Y/n: Yes- Wait WHAT

Loki, seeing a red light: *slams his foot down on the gas pedal* And I’m feeling risky today.

Y/n: *covers your face and screams*

Loki: *runs straight through the light*

Y/n, slowly uncovering your face: *glares at Loki* WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU THAT?

Loki: Stark gave me some pointers-

Y/n: Ok, never listen to Tony’s instructions EVER AGAIN.

Loki: …

Loki: So I don’t get bonus points if I hit a bus?

Y/n: Did Tony tell you that?

Loki: No actually that was Barton.

Y/n: *slowly exhales*

Loki: *quietly* Does this also mean I don’t get triple the points by driving on the opposite side of the road?

Y/n: I’m going to KILL Clint.

Loki: …that one was Peter.

Y/n: You took driving instructions… from A LITERAL CHILD??

Peter, sitting in the back of the car holding a camera: Ok, first off I’m not a kid, second off YOU’RE RUINING MY VIDEO.

I almost didn't cuff my jeans today. It's like I forgot I was bisexual.

Peter, you don’t need to study, you’re like the smartest guy I’ve ever met.

Eddie: “Be honest what really made you come around?”

Venom: “You, Eddie!”

Me:

Shuri, poking T'challa: soft and squishy, soft squishy,

T'challa: *activates Panther Suit*

Shuri, only a little bit surprised, continuing to Poke: shARP AND POINTY sharp and poi-

T'challa: *deactivates panther suit*

Shuri, still poking: soft and squishy soft and squishy,

Host: Welcome to Red Lobster, how many?

Eddie: Just one and ah can I be seated in the lobster tank please? Oh and I'll order two lobster.

Venom: I want mines alive.

Eddie: Cook one lobster and leave the second one alive please.

Host:???????

the meme, the myth, the legend

T'Challa: Everett! What are you doing tomorrow?

Ross: Having my day ruined with whatever you’re about to ask me to do.