Do You Ever Stop To Think That Tony Stark Had A Daughter? Like. Tony Stark. Had A Daughter. Tony Stark

Headcannon where the Avengers are trying to teach Vision how to eat with his new, more human body, and the concept of edible vs. non-edible is not as easy to grasp as the other Avengers would assume

Cue Peter walking into the kitchen, seeing Vision pour himself a glass of bleach, and literally dying of laughter before asking for one himself because ‘mood’

Tony nearly has a heart attack walking into the kitchen two minutes later, and Peter gets grounded for a week because ‘I’m old, I have heart problems, you can’t do that to me Peter oh my god’

Shuri, squinting at Peter: I like your shoelaces.

Peter, eyes sparkling: Thanks! I stole them from the president!

Steve: Wait, what?

Shuri, poking T'challa: soft and squishy, soft squishy,

T'challa: *activates Panther Suit*

Shuri, only a little bit surprised, continuing to Poke: shARP AND POINTY sharp and poi-

T'challa: *deactivates panther suit*

Shuri, still poking: soft and squishy soft and squishy,

Thanos: Say goodbye to your precious city!

Tony: [Pulls out giant blaster] Goodbye! [pulls trigger]

Peter & Shuri: [in 2 part harmony] Mmm whatcha say, oh that you only meant well. Well of course you did! Mmm whatcha say...

One of the most moving parts of the kneeling scene is all the Wakandans joining– they’re royalty, they’re on a whole other level to the rest of those heroes, but T’challa is one of the first to go down and pay his respects. To show that he was humbled by Tony’s decision. A king, kneeling for a man who saved him and his people. Like…. it just says so much about T’challa/ Okoye/ Shuri, and the humility they carry with them. 

Tony died for them, sacrificed for them, and now they kneel for him alongside the rest of the fighters.

it became harder and harder. 

Venom: I'm a bad motherfucker mmkay? I'll eat HER head, I'll eat HIS head, I'll eat MY OWN head. I don't care about anything or anyone so fuck this planet and fuck you in particular you're sushi for the taking

Eddie: *walks in, stumbles and falls flat on his face*

Venom:

Venom: Look I'm the softest bitch you'll ever meet all I wanna do is eat chocolate marry this human trashbag over there and have like six kids

Thor: The Dark World (deleted scene)  

[Bucky and T'Challa are watching a movie while Steve and Tony go about doing their own thing]

T'Challa: [hears the noise Steve and Tony are making upstairs] What’s going on?

Bucky: Ugh, it’s fine don’t worry about them.

T'Challa: Are you sure? It sounds like it’s serious or something.

Bucky: This happens every time, I’ll just put the volume up.

[Later]

T'Challa, starting to get worried: James, they’ve been at it for 10 minutes.

Bucky: [sighs and gets up] Come with me.

[In front of Steve and Tony’s, unfortunately, shared room]

Bucky: Go ahead, listen in.

T'Challa, hesitantly: Okay?

[Inside their room]

Steve: NO, I LOVE YOU MORE!

Tony: BET ME BITCH!

Steve: I SAID I LOVE YOU FIRST!

Tony: YOU BEAT ME TO IT!

Steve: THAT’S PROOF THAT I LOVE YOU MORE!

Tony: WELL, I WONDER WHO KISSED THE OTHER PERSON FIRST, OH WAIT, THAT WAS ME!

[Outside their room]

Bucky: [punctuates each word by banging on the door] SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Y/n, putting on your seatbelt: Ok, do you remember what I’ve taught you?

Loki, starting up the car: Of course.

Loki, driving: Green means go, yellow means speed up, red means enter at your own risk.

Y/n: Yes- Wait WHAT

Loki, seeing a red light: *slams his foot down on the gas pedal* And I’m feeling risky today.

Y/n: *covers your face and screams*

Loki: *runs straight through the light*

Y/n, slowly uncovering your face: *glares at Loki* WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU THAT?

Loki: Stark gave me some pointers-

Y/n: Ok, never listen to Tony’s instructions EVER AGAIN.

Loki: …

Loki: So I don’t get bonus points if I hit a bus?

Y/n: Did Tony tell you that?

Loki: No actually that was Barton.

Y/n: *slowly exhales*

Loki: *quietly* Does this also mean I don’t get triple the points by driving on the opposite side of the road?

Y/n: I’m going to KILL Clint.

Loki: …that one was Peter.

Y/n: You took driving instructions… from A LITERAL CHILD??

Peter, sitting in the back of the car holding a camera: Ok, first off I’m not a kid, second off YOU’RE RUINING MY VIDEO.