[Bucky And T'Challa Are Watching A Movie While Steve And Tony Go About Doing Their Own Thing]

Peter: *trying to open a jar* Shitty ass lid!

Steve: *looks at Tony* I wonder where he got that from.

Tony: The fucking fridge.

Tony: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?

Shuri: Why are you asking me?

Tony: Peter was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say ‘why has god forsaken me’

The first time Eddie sees Venom’s face he leans closer to ask questions and the first time he sees Riot’s face he screams and calls it ugly so

same energy

There was absolutely no reason Venom had to make out with Eddie to transfer back to him, he just wanted to and that’s the tea

And Eddie’s reaction??? Instantly down and super into it

Me after I explain the entirety of the mcu to my family but they still answer with “what?”

The Meme Bros™️: Playdate

Peter, in a high voice, holding a Barbie: Hey Ken, I was thinking about, you know, maybe taking the year off? Going back to school and starting my career?

Shuri, in a deep voice, holding a Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Okoye: Kids, what are you playing?

Shuri: Systemic Opression.

Can we talk about Nebula for a second? She has a wicked metal left arm, which she uses in most of her fights to deadly effect. But in all of her interactions with Tony? She uses her humanoid hand.

When they shake hands.

When she’s fixing his infected wound.

When she passes him the last of the ration.

When she checks on him.

When she places him in the captain’s chair to give him a dignified send-off.

When she’s helping him off the ramp.

They were total strangers when Thanos broke the universe. They spent 23 days stranded in space mourning their loved ones, a sister and a surrogate son, and in their grief, they found an unlikely camaraderie, an unusual friendship built on trust and mutual respect. They saw past each others’ metal armours and found the broken human inside.

I love that so much.

(do not tag this as ship)

Scott: Look, I might not be a saint, but it’s not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Hope: Okay, that’s really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.