how you feeling now, mister "you gotta watch your back with this guy. there's a chance he's gonna break it."?
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Tony: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?
Shuri: Why are you asking me?
Tony: Peter was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say ‘why has god forsaken me’
this important stuff people
Stephen: what do you want for dinner?
Tony: how about sonic
Peter: [under his breath] ᴮᵘᵗ ʰᵉ’ˢ ˢᵒ ᶠᵃˢᵗ ʰᵒʷ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʷᵉ ᶜᵃᵗᶜʰ ʰⁱᵐ
MJ, probably: you have to get over this spider-man crush
Flash: I can't! He's just so cool and he probably looks super hot-
Flash: *sees Peter take of the spider-man mask*
Flash: Over it
Flash: (internally) not over it
I’m hoping if you play this back, it’s in celebration.
Thank you Robert Downey Jr. for 11 years of Tony Stark, Earth’s Best Defender.
Peter: *trying to open a jar* Shitty ass lid!
Steve: *looks at Tony* I wonder where he got that from.
Tony: The fucking fridge.
Tony + ‘threatening’ his kids (anti-Tonys, stay on your fucking lane, this post isn’t for you)