How Do Mermaids Sleep? All I Picture Is Like Otters.

Philippa (Pippa) Benjamine Parker

OK I know this sounds stupid, but I think we need a modern AU for Game of thrones/ A Song Of Ice and Fire Where Winterfell is a high school and Direwolves are there football mascot And Jon Snow is the mascot and he is freaking hilarious, like hatching Pete and that Red Bull in basketball everyone loves.

Fanfic Writers, this question is for you. What word document program are we using nowadays? I ask this because I still use Microsoft Word. In my personal opinion it is not as good as it used to be. I would like to try something different. I have tried Google Drive but I did not care for it. I would love to hear about other possibilities. I would like something that I do not have to save my work to OneDrive or anything like that. I prefer to save my work on a flash drive/ thumb drive. I am rather old school lol.

Right! especially if it’s wild

getting approached by an animal that wants you to pet them is such a magical feeling. like they saw you and went “yeah there’s love in there”

Can't believe it's the end of liv and Maddie

You guys know what would be amazing and hilarious? I would love to see a full series of chaptered SeaFam fanfics where it is just Poseidon being a whole Dad and SeaFam Slice of life and Hijinks. Hear me out. I would love to see Poseidon reading parenting books for all age groups cause you never know, you know. In his mind Percy is essentially a toddler. I want him to start a swear jar. I think it would be so amusing if the swear jar is so full that they cannot put anything else in. I would love to see Poseidon tag-team co-parenting along side Sally, Paul, and Amphitrite. I would love to see him laying down rules such as no caffeine after 5:00pm because it will ruin Percy’s sleep quality and he cares very much about Percy getting a full 8 and a half to 9 hours sleep. I would love to see Poseidon, Amphitrite, and Triton trying to make sure Percy eats healthy balanced meals. I want to see Kym be the fabulous rebellious big sister Percy is both terrified of and greatly adores in equal measure. I think it would be hilarious if she sneaks him or just straight up hands him sweets and other stuff their parents have deemed off-limits. I want to see Kim teach him how to create massive destructive storms and play pranks on triton and even Poseidon. I have this vision in my head of Poseidon wading in balloons up to his neck in his office with Percy and kym giggling like little kids at the door. I would love to see Rhodes and Ben as sisters who are very supportive and always there to tutor or simply hang out. They are usually the ones to share the funny embarrassing stories and taking Percy on adventures or teach him some of their own things like how to control waves effectively and efficiently for example. I would love to see triton switching from dad mode to big brother mode constantly, teaching Percy how to fight with a trident, and Percy teasing him to kingdom come with all the little mermaids. I would love a prank war between all the kids. And Tyson is as he has always been a perfect wonderful cinnamon roll of a Cyclopes. I like both regular Percy Jackson fics and Fem!Percy fics. I like percebeth ships and perpollo ships as well. If anyone knows of any stories like this tag me please. And if you write anything like this please tag me.

That kid is a badass cinnamon roll ❤️🤓

I’m so angry. I’m watching Jurassic World with my nephew, and when Owen jumped on his motorcycle to get Blue to chase him and leave Barry alone, he laughed and mumbled “meals on wheels”.

And damn it, that shouldn’t be funny, but it is.

Apparently my love for Kingdom Hearts knows no bounds. I just reworded The Little Einsteins Theme into a Kingdom Hearts Parody 🤣

For real tho #Truth

“One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn’t have anything to do with how the world perceives you. What matters is what you see. Your body is your temple, it’s your home, and you must decorate it.”

— Gabourey Sidibe (via wordsnquotes)

Do you know what would be interesting? A Lucifer fanfic where the characters react to the entire show. Maybe even throw in a bit of a time travel fix it trope. it could probably start up around oh say early mid season two I just think it’ll be really interesting to have all of heaven‘s host, select members of the demonic legions of hell, and the entire police, precinct and friends and family of the characters all having too sit there in theater watch the show and get along with each other.