Ugh So True It Hurts 😫

Do you know what would be interesting? A Lucifer fanfic where the characters react to the entire show. Maybe even throw in a bit of a time travel fix it trope. it could probably start up around oh say early mid season two I just think it’ll be really interesting to have all of heaven‘s host, select members of the demonic legions of hell, and the entire police, precinct and friends and family of the characters all having too sit there in theater watch the show and get along with each other.

For real tho #Truth

“One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn’t have anything to do with how the world perceives you. What matters is what you see. Your body is your temple, it’s your home, and you must decorate it.”

— Gabourey Sidibe (via wordsnquotes)

So, I just had this thought; what if Lucifer got invited to a D&D party? Can you imagine the chaos and the hilarity that would ensue. 😂 and you know his character has to be the devil, and it has to have his desire mojo and what not. But like the thing that I think would be the most hilarious to me is when a party member dies, and the cleric has to heal them and says “lemme just get my Bible and res u” you know Lucifer is gonna be like all Yep nope this is where I draw the line bye. 🤣

knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

Rosario Dawson was really great as Ashoka Tano

Right! especially if it’s wild

getting approached by an animal that wants you to pet them is such a magical feeling. like they saw you and went “yeah there’s love in there”

Ugh so true.

the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

Can't believe it's the end of liv and Maddie

Okay so, I know I have said this before and it got ignored so I just deleted it because y’all just keep ignoring it. But for the last time, anyone who is sexually explicit, comes into my DM‘s and asked me to be their sugar baby, or anything else that is ridiculously inappropriate. Once again I will report and block you. It is insane how many of these I keep getting. I dread when Tumblr send a message to my email saying someone new has followed me or someone has sent me a message because I just know it’s one of y’all Nasty dough- heads. I have said this before but I will say it again and it’s going to be for the last time. Do not message me do not follow me. This account is not for you. I am not for you. I ain’t the one. I ain’t playing you message, me follow me, or send me stupid stuff in my DM’s. You will be once more blocked and reported. Nobody wants to see that and nobody wants to be your sugar baby. I will not say it again if you ignore me I’ll just keep on reporting and blocking you. And some of you keep just making new accounts and doing the same crap. I’m not having it. I will say it one last time leave. me. Alone. Go somewhere else where somebody wants that bull crap. But you’re not gonna find it here. If I could do more the block and report you, I would. 

So, Who decided that high-rise and mid-rise pants/ trousers was the height of fashion? Whoever you are I have a bone to pick with you. First of all they ain’t cute, Actually they’re butt ugly Second of all they are acutely uncomfortable I can barely stand in them let alone sit in them. Take off them ugly looking jeans and put some regular pants on. You look like Steve Urkel (Family Matters TV show). Whoever you are you are the reason I can’t find no pants nowhere anymore.