knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.
knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.
Can I just say, The one thing college is good for if nothing else Is how humbled you become when you get an assignment or assignments thinking “oh I know this! this will take me what? 30 minutes or an hour max!.” lol R. I. P. Yeah it’s been 5 hours since I started these assignments I’m still on the first one.
EXACTLY!!!
Mood
i could get so much done if only i could get stuff done
Ugh so true.
the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.
Omg so, so true.
“i cannot perform basic household duties while other people are in my house” crowd make some noise
For real tho #Truth
“One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn’t have anything to do with how the world perceives you. What matters is what you see. Your body is your temple, it’s your home, and you must decorate it.”
— Gabourey Sidibe (via wordsnquotes)
Amen👍🏻👏🏻
I just desperately require much more Jurassic Park/World fanfiction, please people. I need it.
So, I had a dream last night and basically it was outlander but plot twist Claire is a mermaid like The little mermaid or h2o just add water/ mako mermaids. And of course took place in colonial America. Honestly I kinda wish that was a thing. Truth be told though not much would probably change plot wise though.
Yes for all of em basically
Anyone else a slut for time travel fix-it stories?
So I am sick and I am in bed just chilling and I just woke up from dreaming. I dreamt that Benedict Cumberbatch Smaug found himself an Indian apothecary. And was all like I’m gonna take it over it I like what they sell. And I’m thinking opioids? Well they aren’t an apothecary they are a candy store like honey dukes in Harry Potter or those old Timey soda shop/ general stores/ pharmacies. So now I just have this picture in my head of Smaug with a horde of candy every color of the rainbow Scrooge McDucking it and he has the biggest silliest grin on his face. I’ll be honest this would make a pretty good crack one shot fanfiction. I guess If anyone writes it tag me please.
She/Her “The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.” - Fa Zhou Disney’s Mulan 1998
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