Can I Just Say, The One Thing College Is Good For If Nothing Else Is How Humbled You Become When You

Omg so, so true.

“i cannot perform basic household duties while other people are in my house” crowd make some noise

True so true before Jurassic world I hated all the movies cause the scared the crap out of me as a kid but Jurassic world made me give them a second chance now I'm obsessed 🤓

Me before seeing Jurassic World: Eww, I hate velociraptors, those things are the stuff of nightmares.

Me after seeing Jurassic World: PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL RAPTOR SQUAD MY BABIES

I am Jurassic trash.

Ugh so true it hurts 😫

My brain when I’m in front of a blank page: I cannot write. I have never seen a word in my entire life. What the fuck even is a sentence?

My brain while I’m trying to fall asleep: I have ascended and become a literary god. I will now paint you a vivid daydream using the best descriptors and words that flow like fresh rainwater. Bet you wish you could write this all down, huh? Bet you’ll forget in the morning, huh? Bitch.

Sadly this I consider an achievement nowadays it is so hard not taking a nap during the day

Philippa (Pippa) Benjamine Parker

So my brother and I were watching Harry Potter and The Chamber Of Secrets and I was wondering why we never see or even read about Anglia ever again. My brother said would it not have been awesome if when Harry turns himself over to Voldemort in The Deathly Hallows that the Anglia comes out of nowhere and runs Voldemort over.

You guys know what would be amazing and hilarious? I would love to see a full series of chaptered SeaFam fanfics where it is just Poseidon being a whole Dad and SeaFam Slice of life and Hijinks. Hear me out. I would love to see Poseidon reading parenting books for all age groups cause you never know, you know. In his mind Percy is essentially a toddler. I want him to start a swear jar. I think it would be so amusing if the swear jar is so full that they cannot put anything else in. I would love to see Poseidon tag-team co-parenting along side Sally, Paul, and Amphitrite. I would love to see him laying down rules such as no caffeine after 5:00pm because it will ruin Percy’s sleep quality and he cares very much about Percy getting a full 8 and a half to 9 hours sleep. I would love to see Poseidon, Amphitrite, and Triton trying to make sure Percy eats healthy balanced meals. I want to see Kym be the fabulous rebellious big sister Percy is both terrified of and greatly adores in equal measure. I think it would be hilarious if she sneaks him or just straight up hands him sweets and other stuff their parents have deemed off-limits. I want to see Kim teach him how to create massive destructive storms and play pranks on triton and even Poseidon. I have this vision in my head of Poseidon wading in balloons up to his neck in his office with Percy and kym giggling like little kids at the door. I would love to see Rhodes and Ben as sisters who are very supportive and always there to tutor or simply hang out. They are usually the ones to share the funny embarrassing stories and taking Percy on adventures or teach him some of their own things like how to control waves effectively and efficiently for example. I would love to see triton switching from dad mode to big brother mode constantly, teaching Percy how to fight with a trident, and Percy teasing him to kingdom come with all the little mermaids. I would love a prank war between all the kids. And Tyson is as he has always been a perfect wonderful cinnamon roll of a Cyclopes. I like both regular Percy Jackson fics and Fem!Percy fics. I like percebeth ships and perpollo ships as well. If anyone knows of any stories like this tag me please. And if you write anything like this please tag me.

That kid is a badass cinnamon roll ❤️🤓

I’m so angry. I’m watching Jurassic World with my nephew, and when Owen jumped on his motorcycle to get Blue to chase him and leave Barry alone, he laughed and mumbled “meals on wheels”.

And damn it, that shouldn’t be funny, but it is.

Don't know don't care cause they were hot🤓😂

wtf was with boys in 90s/00s movies with that one specific hairstyle in that one shade of brown

explain movie industries