Fighting Gabriel Rn With A Cheeky Ass Grin On My Face While We Beat The Shit Out Of Each Other

I JUST SAW A CYBERTRUCK IN THE WILD

in. the (olive garden) with.

tummy ache :(((((

there is a whole baby here and i just watched a turkey bust it down on tv

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!!!

I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU ALL!!!!!

Can you guess what it is?

I leave for the weekend and I have 3 spicy bots following me now.

To the bots: please behave yourselves. Or don't. This blog is anarchy.

TO MY FELLOW 🇺🇲💥AMERICAN🦅⛽ TUMBLRINAS

IF YOU ARE OF VOTING AGE AND HAVE NOT VOTED YET PLEASE GO VOTE TODAY!!!

THIS ELECTION IS SOOOOO IMPORTANT!!!! THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY BOILS DOWN TO TODAY!!!!

GO, MY POOKIE BEARS!!! BE A GOOD CITIZEN!!!!

i hate this stupid fucking koala so much i hate him it makes me physically ill looking at his stupid face i wish jimmy actually threw him off the fucking building bc he sucks so fucking much i hate him i hate him i hate him i ha

IT FARTED ON ME

there is a whole baby here and i just watched a turkey bust it down on tv

Life in 1372 was so boring, you couldn't even whip and nae nae. You just died.

hot tip: when your anniversary comes up please do not use the #tumblr milestone tag or whatever- I got bombarded with icky bots when I did

Will do, captain. Thank you for your sacrifice. 🫡