This is like when Ariana Grande features on a Cardi B song.
Why is the floor all wet
This toilet has an Australian toilet snake
A toilet cubicle that basically fat-shamed me by being extremely tiny and impossible for me to fit into
There is no door
A toilet on a stage in the middle of a crowded shopping centre
The dreaded Rocking Toilet
I’m not sure if this thing is connected to plumbing or just for show?
A toilet in the back of a hoarder’s thrift shop that I need to spend about 20 minutes clearing before I can use it
I legitimately think this toilet will eat me if I sit on it
A toilet cubicle that ends up being a shower instead
A toilet at the front of a classroom full of high school kids
Australian outhouse FULL of spiders that will drop on me at any moment
Learned the definition of procrastination once while wasting time on the shitter
love it when recreational media tricks me into learning something educational
love of my life, can't you see?
Hopefully i can make a few people happy
Fav month: August bc it's winter and spring mixed together and it's always the month everyone seems to forget.
Fav number: 8, I think I picked it when I was 8 and just rolled with it.
Fav colour: Yellow
Nicknames: Jezza, Iggy
Current Outfit: Grey t-shirt, black trackies
Current hairstyle: Its just doin it's thing
Glasses or contacts: I've never needed either, but people tell me they remins me of Stewart Lilttle when I wear glasses soo...
Dream job: Forensic scientist
Lock/home screen: some thing on Imgur that I thought oh that'd make a cool background.
Fav song: I've never really had a fav song, I just have an ever-growing Spotify playlist that I add to whenever I find a song I like.
Fav song artist/band: ^
Left or right: right?
Winter or summer: winter bc rain on the roof is nice :)
Spring or autumn: Sprautumn :>
Fav pic atm:
Tagged by @too-many-totebags
I tag @balexir1537
AIGHT
— Trevor Noah, Best of Late Night
AGANE
Stop spending your pounds on quacksons and go see a dentist
Take that piers morgan
did you not see his puffy potato eyes, he wants his dads
look, sir, he’s trying
AAAAAAAAAASIVENYAAAAA........
Not as many as me!
;-;
Forever number one
I'm gonna figure it out one day :) Memes | The occasional wholesome thing | maybe study at some point??
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