Same

How to ask for a haircut without show your hairdresser the cropped image that it's from

Go to a club and find someone with that same haircut then take them to the hairdresser and say "just like this guy's hair" works every time.

cool

Dripped out

but not true crabs

lol what

On Tubi, the romcoms you love just keep going.

ah

nice

Mars doodle

lol

Everybody on Eka's Portal waking up to this soon

don't eat stallion cheese

on a box of mac and cheese

1920's actually

Flat color commission for TundraSharks on Twitter!

yikes

Jokes in the future will be so strange

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

"What's a kangaroo and what's a sheep?"

Kangaroos were bipedal animals we used to have that were known to have powerful large legs that they use to bound across the land.

Sheep were creatures we used to have that would naturally produce fibres similar in composition to our artificial cotton plastics that people used to fashion clothing.

"Okay, please continue."

A woolly jumper!

"Ah okay, I guess that makes sense."

No no no stop thinking about the gene-splicing thing for a sec I mean like the clothing item made of wool that our kind used to wear.

"You need new material."

I should have been born while Earth was still a thing.

"Okay, boomer."

Oh. Well I guess bombs are still relevant. Weird.