Yikes

sigh

I hate being an unrelatable furry

me: "male anthropomorphic black mamba"

the furry community: "did you mean to type female?"

me: "listen here you little-"

rando: "I got ya fam" [posts the following image]

me:

why does this meme get more and more relevant

every first yearly quarter

yes

The Eka's Portal admin is now banned from cheese and we also got some new members.

So apparently all cheese in the USA is held under the same company's rights and somehow God knows how the Eka's Portal administration somehow managed to get themselves banned from ever buying any of their products.

I didn't even know that was a possibility. I guess I never thought of it.

So apparently the Eka's admins cannot legally purchase any products containing cheese in the United States or any foreign products that contain American cheese i.e. things like Doritos.

Just how badly must you fail for that even to happen.

Apparently the only other person who is still living who is also banned was apparently responsible for a flood of boiling corn pottage that killed 12 people.

What the hell did Eka do?

=

On an unrelated note...

(i think)

Earlier today Eka banned more of their members.

So now we have a bunch of new people.

Apparently Eka banned them for being British.

They thought they were the same person.

Because they came from the same country.

Ooo...kay...

Well they seem really nice people.

(isn't everyone who gets banned from EP?)

Also they make games a lot.

They have a few hundred nomming games to their name.

They will fit in well here.

I saw this labelled as "When you're a young non-white male and you only invite your close friends"

Followed by "the police are at the door, help."

lol what

Lil green babies 👶

aw

drawing my beautifol son Keyboard

hmm...

This could legit be my persona in a human disguise in the real world

Newgrounds.com

Speedrunners from the NPC's Perspective: Part 1

Breaking records and blowing minds.

they have superhuman speed

that makes it appear like they're teleporting

interesting date there

The vorny real estate agent when I ask her if I can take a "full tour" of the property:

cute

'Honey taking advantage of the natural beauty of the hedgehog characters' is a genre that I swear is real.

sad

I present to you the only known footage of a happy Chinese Mitten Crab

that's it.

i went through thousands of Youtube videos to find this.