"Yeah, So Apparently While Mom And Rodrick Were At The Zoo, They Got Kidnapped And Rodrick Killed A Man."

Adam : *Takes a sip of milk and gags*

Adam : Oh my god, is this expired?

Adam : *Takes another sip of milk*

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

is this anything

RATE DA FIT 🗣️⁉️

Why wasn't people gonna tell me that gay panicking was an actual thing. I just thought it was just a common phrase. Like am I just dumb or something? because a couple days ago I had one being a nervous gay mess in front of my hot coworker. I was even sweating over the simplest compliments.

Some headcannons for the Kirsty x Nancy ship because im fucking bored

-Kirsty is the black cat and Nancy is the golden retriever

-Kirsty's hands are always warm, while Nancy's are always frigid

-trauma dumps all the time

-they can never have a normal date

-they make their children (Kristen and Tiffany) hang out all the time

-body language is everything to Nancy so if Kirsty acts any different, Nancy thinks she's done something wrong

-kirsty has a small attention span

-Nancy, before bed, reads out loud to Kirsty and their children

-"if someone dares to touch you, they're dead"-Kirsty

-Nancy gets flustered easily

-both are very cheesy

forgot to post here but anyways, mandyrez edit to brighten your day 🫶🏻

Does anyone else ever ship final girls with each other? Like I do this very often. I've made ships like Laurie Strode x Sidney Prescott, or Nancy Thompson x Kirsty Cotton, and even Amanda Young x Nancy Downs. Like they're so random but I'm in love with it.