He’s Not Messing With You, Richie. Hope You Come To Your Senses Soon.🇺🇸

He’s not messing with you, Richie. Hope you come to your senses soon.🇺🇸

The Time Travel Approval Council reviews proposals for use of the organization’s time machine. For a proposal to be accepted it must either A) work towards or at least not he counter to one of the Council’s primary goals or B) otherwise improve the quality of life on Earth.

FAQ:

Q: Who are the members of the Council?

A: That’s classified.

Q: What are the primary goals of the Council?

A: 1) Ensure the time machine is/was developed. 2) Repair the friendship between @elvis-official and @nixon-official. The exact details are classified but the results of their rift will inevitably lead to catastrophe in the future. 4) Maintain the existence of the hellsite known as “Tumblr”. 5) Make sure some funny things happen throughout the timeline. As a treat.

Q: What about time travel paradoxes?

A: We solved all of those. Don’t worry about it.