My Fellow Americans, Invest In The Orb. God Bless The Orb. 🇺🇸⚫️

greetings from one Jimmy to another

Greetings, sir.

Guys I just refreshed the site and everyone's profile pics went round

American Dream:✅

I begin every work week telling myself this will finally be the week I do not humiliate myself with a regrettable blunder. I almost made it through this week without bringing myself shame, but shortly after beginning my shift, I spilled an entire pot of coffee on myself. I could feel my co-workers' eyes on me, and I felt the dread at what had become an occurrence at least once per week:

My co-workers began to circle me, closing in on me, and chanting, "You're not a real adult. You're not a real adult. You're not a real adult! You're not a real adult!"

I collapse to the floor as tears run down my cheeks. Maybe next week will be different.

Richie, pal, God is God. They aren’t a gender, that’s a human thing. Unless you think yourself equal to god, I’d ignore the “she” or “he”. 🇺🇸

god is dead, i killed her myself

GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!!

If this isn’t apparent, this post was for April Fools. I love American values, except the “anti-woke” ones.

wooo I’m badass Jimmy now!! I hate American values and want to sell our info to china!!! Woooii!!!!

It was Nixon

Good Morning, America. 🇺🇸

hey this is about you

This is deeply flattering, Mr Ochs. I… haven’t died, yet, but… thank you nonetheless. God Bless Phil Ochs. 🇺🇸

DAISY HAS DEFEATED THE EVIL DICK NIXON!

I am transfem, she/her pronouns, please!

I am a Communist! We shall defeat the bourgeoisie! WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

I do hope you’re released from the orb, Mr. Presley, as I hope I’m released from the Obelisk.

hatsune miku (real) (not clickbait) (at 3AM) (gone wrong)