I Do Hope You’re Released From The Orb, Mr. Presley, As I Hope I’m Released From The Obelisk.

My Fellow Americans, invest in the Orb. God Bless the Orb. 🇺🇸⚫️

what’s it like in the orb? do they have good acoustics there?

Very good. Can hear everything. Come to the orb.

:(

I should probably clarify that Dean wasn't president in the Elvis Official canon, Elvis just thinks he was

Batshit insane sentence out of context

Well, then, beetle tea?

Mr Presley I need to verify something how do you brew your tea???

Woah mama I only eat beetles and lizards

A very good choice. 🇺🇸

deandemocracy is my favorite monument mythos video

NEVER STOP PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSES OC🫵

NEVER STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH YOUR OCS 🫵

Well, still. Thank you. God Bless Art. 🇺🇸

hey this is about you

This is deeply flattering, Mr Ochs. I… haven’t died, yet, but… thank you nonetheless. God Bless Phil Ochs. 🇺🇸

Why, thank you, Mr. Kennedy. You are as well.

37th president was James Dean. I'm serious y'all. Great lad.

You never know!

you never know!

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

A more perfect world. 🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸

Look at this cool meme I found