Well, then, beetle tea?
Mr Presley I need to verify something how do you brew your tea???
Woah mama I only eat beetles and lizards
The Johns of They Might Be Giants are the model American band. Also, a very good play on words. God Bless TMBG. 🇺🇸
oof! ouch! hang on there's something stuck in my shoe *I remove my shoe and turn it over and a small wooden structure tumbles out* well fuck. looks like someone built a little birdhouse in my sole
wooo I’m badass Jimmy now!! I hate American values and want to sell our info to china!!! Woooii!!!!
All of the above. God Damn Donald Trump. 🇺🇸
You never know!
you never know!
The orb calls for you, jimmy
-@official-john-lennon
Orb. Orb. Orb. Orb. Orb. Orb. Orb.
Orb Bless God. ⚫️
This is the guy who made the first genetically-engineered babies (a horrific ethics violation that landed him 3 years in prison) and his tweets are so unhinged that I genuinely can't tell if he's trying to be funny or is 100% serious
A more perfect world. 🏳️⚧️🇺🇸
Look at this cool meme I found
I AM NOT GAY!
I AM STRAIGHT!
I'M STRAIGHT!
I LIKE WOMEN ONLY! NOT MEN!
I AM NOT GAY!
I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
37th President of the United Zones. (or some gayass idiot, take your pick.)
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