The Johns Of They Might Be Giants Are The Model American Band. Also, A Very Good Play On Words. God Bless

abandoned space elevator

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okay does mainstream tumblr know about the elvisverse. it’s all over my dash and it’s expanding every day. I have no idea how many elvises there are at this point. woah mama I’m going insane

greetings from one Jimmy to another

Greetings, sir.

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

This is the guy who made the first genetically-engineered babies (a horrific ethics violation that landed him 3 years in prison) and his tweets are so unhinged that I genuinely can't tell if he's trying to be funny or is 100% serious

So, uh, where’s the April fools function? I was led to believe that was an annual event.

My goodness, these Tumblr Machines are so finicky!

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

God Bless That Teenage Wasteland 🇺🇸

GIVE US THE ORIGINAL STARWALKER

BACK !!!

THE WHO??

It’s a sarcastic song, Richie. For comic relief. Also, the Beatles are British, so I’d doubt that they’d be Commies. God Bless Sarcasm. 🇺🇸

Another masterpiece from Elvis, but I think this may be some ADA trickery. If not, 10/10, an amazing song, if yes…. don’t come back here ever again. God Bless America. 🇺🇸