My Goodness, These Tumblr Machines Are So Finicky!

@nixon-official this u?

misc dick

this is one of my favourite videos ever i turned it into an mp3 and put it on my phone so i could listen to iy whenever i wanted

John Linnell has been very quiet since this state song released.

I have become ill from eating all those Mississippi natives

A Monster Energy, a Book of Bill, my goodness, Richard… if I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were… a homosexual. Which is, of course, not a problem, but… still. When are you going to tell Patricia? 🇺🇸

Lord, help me, I'm back on my bullshit again

So, uh, where’s the April fools function? I was led to believe that was an annual event.

A very good car👍

she's so cute, how do I talk to her

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

True.

They’re always watching.

@elvis-official Mr. Presley. How in hell did you eat 22 pounds of these sandwiches, and… can you teach me?

i'm minding my own business reading the wikipedia page list of sandwiches and like. what kind of metabolism did elvis possess holy shit

66 Chevelle SS 396