Having Depression Makes Your Friends Seem Like The Coolest Most Put Together People On Earth Like Wow...

Why, thank you, Mr. Kennedy. You are as well.

37th president was James Dean. I'm serious y'all. Great lad.

DAISY HAS DEFEATED THE EVIL DICK NIXON!

I am transfem, she/her pronouns, please!

I am a Communist! We shall defeat the bourgeoisie! WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

He’s not messing with you, Richie. Hope you come to your senses soon.🇺🇸

The Time Travel Approval Council reviews proposals for use of the organization’s time machine. For a proposal to be accepted it must either A) work towards or at least not he counter to one of the Council’s primary goals or B) otherwise improve the quality of life on Earth.

FAQ:

Q: Who are the members of the Council?

A: That’s classified.

Q: What are the primary goals of the Council?

A: 1) Ensure the time machine is/was developed. 2) Repair the friendship between @elvis-official and @nixon-official. The exact details are classified but the results of their rift will inevitably lead to catastrophe in the future. 4) Maintain the existence of the hellsite known as “Tumblr”. 5) Make sure some funny things happen throughout the timeline. As a treat.

Q: What about time travel paradoxes?

A: We solved all of those. Don’t worry about it.

theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently

It’s a sarcastic song, Richie. For comic relief. Also, the Beatles are British, so I’d doubt that they’d be Commies. God Bless Sarcasm. 🇺🇸

Another masterpiece from Elvis, but I think this may be some ADA trickery. If not, 10/10, an amazing song, if yes…. don’t come back here ever again. God Bless America. 🇺🇸

greetings from one Jimmy to another

Greetings, sir.

Anybody can be a victim.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

I am officially a vocaloid. Po pi po po pi pi. Thank you.

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