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NEVER STOP PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSES OC🫵

NEVER STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH YOUR OCS 🫵

I do hope you’re released from the orb, Mr. Presley, as I hope I’m released from the Obelisk.

hatsune miku (real) (not clickbait) (at 3AM) (gone wrong)

Mr Presley, there’s no shame in fame. It’s what you do with it is the true test of a man. You, you spread joy and kindness to thousands. The Nixons… you understand where I’m going. You deserve every follower you have. God Bless Elvis Presley. 🇺🇸

It sucks that I have like 11k followers because I don't deserve it over other blogs... If I give a list of blogs I think deserve a piece of my stardom would y'all go give them some love

Oh, Richie… do you really think that I’m pretty?

you were never the 37th president dude. You gave up the election to James Dean and then raced cars with him. You even said, and I quote, “He’s already a better president than I’ll ever be.”

THE ONLY THING JAMES DEAN WAS EVER GOOD AT WAS LOOKING PRETTY!!!!

There's no WAY James Dean could be a better president than Dick Nixon!

Well, still. Thank you. God Bless Art. 🇺🇸

hey this is about you

This is deeply flattering, Mr Ochs. I… haven’t died, yet, but… thank you nonetheless. God Bless Phil Ochs. 🇺🇸

Correct. God Bless Tumblr. 🇺🇸

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

I AM NOT GAY!

I AM STRAIGHT!

I'M STRAIGHT!

I LIKE WOMEN ONLY! NOT MEN!

I AM NOT GAY!

I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

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I should probably clarify that Dean wasn't president in the Elvis Official canon, Elvis just thinks he was

Batshit insane sentence out of context