Shackles as a fashion accessory
My Man. You Directly Called Me Pretty.
I AM NOT GAY!
I AM STRAIGHT!
I'M STRAIGHT!
I LIKE WOMEN ONLY! NOT MEN!
I AM NOT GAY!
I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
The orb calls for you, jimmy
-@official-john-lennon
Orb. Orb. Orb. Orb. Orb. Orb. Orb.
Orb Bless God. ⚫️
WERE YOU REALLY THE 37TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA????
Why, of course I was! Why do you ask? 🇺🇸
Correct. God Bless Tumblr. 🇺🇸
how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"
Return to dials, buttons, levers, and Watching The Road Yourself
Join Us, Tumblr User @sixty-silver-wishes. Become part of the Presleyverse.
okay does mainstream tumblr know about the elvisverse. it’s all over my dash and it’s expanding every day. I have no idea how many elvises there are at this point. woah mama I’m going insane
God Bless Freshwater Freaking It 🇺🇸
splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right
37th President of the United Zones. (or some gayass idiot, take your pick.)
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