God Bless Freshwater Freaking It 🇺🇸

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Eat your carbs and watch Severance, folks. God Bless Adam Scott. 🇺🇸

You can do it! (The non-fascist part of) America believes in you!🇺🇸

I really wanna tell my mom I’m trans

okay, mod post, who the fuck is heating their tea on a fucking Stove???? Have none of you a Lighter? Perhaps a Candle? I know im a bit late, but…. What in the Fuck????

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

this is one of my favourite videos ever i turned it into an mp3 and put it on my phone so i could listen to iy whenever i wanted

Shackles as a fashion accessory

For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

American Dream:✅

I begin every work week telling myself this will finally be the week I do not humiliate myself with a regrettable blunder. I almost made it through this week without bringing myself shame, but shortly after beginning my shift, I spilled an entire pot of coffee on myself. I could feel my co-workers' eyes on me, and I felt the dread at what had become an occurrence at least once per week:

My co-workers began to circle me, closing in on me, and chanting, "You're not a real adult. You're not a real adult. You're not a real adult! You're not a real adult!"

I collapse to the floor as tears run down my cheeks. Maybe next week will be different.