Jin-jamm-desu - Screaming Lizard Creations

YOU'RE GONNA BE SOOOOO MADD

(hehehwhehehew)

>;)))))

YEAH BABY HE A REAL ELF NOWWWWA

HELP

ONE OF MY MOOTS STARTED WATCHING TRIBETWELVE,

AND THEY SAID MILO LOOKS LIKE AN ELF-

( you know who you are- /nm /silly < sorta )

I'M LAUGHING BUT I'M ALSO CRYING-

( as I am a bastard who VERY MUCH KINS MILO- HELP- I LOOK LIKE AN ELF TO SOMEONE??? )

I screenshotted them because they made me laugh-

This was the REAL conversation WHAT-

WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs

actually so real

one of the few times i wish i had something the proverbially cling to

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

MONGO TIME

WH0 THE FUCK IS M0NG0

Watching Malcom X (Denzel Washington)

!!!SPOILERS FOR MALCOM X!!!

Guys this movie is fucking haunting. Like yeah it's all historical and at the same time light hearted and funny BUT JEEZEUZ

Guys I can't stress enough how the scene where it's implies his dad is ran over by a train is scary and haunting. Like it was only a few seconds but damn.

Also I love how it portrays his mental state throughout his life without having to say it outright. Like I love the childhood flashback scenes and then cut to how he deals with it as an adult.

I just love this movie even if it makes me scared sometimes.

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING

GET THEM DOWN

Lost marble hornets entry

Thicc Spider Momma and her Trophy Twink be like:

Jay Merrick: I should've paid more attention in climbing class.

Tim Wright: You mean 'gym'?

phrases to use to transform gifts with your deadname initial on them

A - AAAAAAA B - etty grof (<- brian occupied. could not think. sorry.) C - an I get uhhhhh D - umbass juice (water bottle specific) E - veryone wants me F - uck transphobes G - o home everyone show's over H - ey can someone remind me to return my library books? I - 'm not giving that name to you! What are you, the fae? J - ujutsu kaisen K - fc sucks but the mac and cheese is ok L - +ratio M - an. (horse drawing) N - o, I do not care about my car's extended warranty O - opsie daisies............ P - ERRY THE PLATYPUS? Q - ueer and unapologetic R - ANDY YOUR STICKS!!! S - UB WITH TWITCH PRIME!!! T - hanks I stole them from the president U - surping the throne :3 V - ery upset with the person I asked for suggestions here. W - hy are we here? Just to suffer? X - istential crisis Y - are (gender/food) so (pretty/good) Z - odiac sign is (zodiac sign), hmu (zodiac sign)s

Bouta go to sleep but I need to yap about the dream I had last night.

PICTURE THIS- you're me, waking up fully clothed at he ass crack of dawn but somehow also a bright morning.

You're ready to go to school, walk to the bus stop (not even 4 houses away) and stand at the stop sign

(you start having conversations with the people at the bus stop BUT OH NO)

you're conversation stops- you glance down the road anticipating the worst...

A red trolly- I sign of bad omens, is making its way down the road. It's taking it's sweet time but still going at a pace that makes you want to get outa there

You all start panicking and thinking about places to hide

(this is a 'mock nightmare', it's one of those dreams that feel scary enough to make you feel hella uneasy but not enough to be dreadful)

You talk with one of the girls (who is low-key a baddie) and she says go to Ms. (Neighbor)'s house and hide in-between the bushes and the porch railing, so you do

The Red Trolly rolls up

(btw there aren't even trolly lines in your city, that's how scuffed this bs is)

You try to duck down as low as you can, BUT, because you're in a dream, you're body doesn't do exactly as you ask. so you remain the tiniest bit visible

This is your doom. The aura emminating from the Trolly is heavy and frightening. The feeling of despair washes over you as you watch the trolly conductor step out and stare you down.

He says something about how he's "Going to get you this time!", and you run into the neighbor's house.

He's already inside and at the door, you sorta run sorta evade around the house. Heart beating out of your chest, blood flow pumping to you ass of all places.

He catches up to you. His face is one of determination and irritability. (What I saw) He has sort of a tired dad look mixed with an angry police officer vibe. His brown hair combed back, barely noticable stumble and frowned lips make his appearance even more indignant than it is.

He's all up in your space. You can't take it anymore. He's grabbing you, trying to get you outside so you can go into the Trolly. You don't want to so your next course of action?

'Seduce him.'

Yeah.

That's actually I heard at that exact moment. We're gonna seduce this mf

You start trying to coo at him and quell his irritable self, he calms a bit, hearing you out as you start glazing on him and his assumed achievements more than a Lebron James fan glazes their idol when they watch a Lakers™ game.

He starts going with it, getting comfy. You're both really feeling whatever this chemistry is. The door is still open but no one dares go near the house with the Red Trolly in the vicinity. The room you are grinding on him in is near empty.

He has his hands on your waist, maneuvering you both around the room while your actually dey humping and making our with each other

(yeah this turned into a wet dream reeeaaal quick 💀💀 no joke)

You push him off, sabotaging your pleasure, and he starts mumbling about needing to go anyways...

He makes quick work out the door, driving the Trolly away. As soon as he and the red vehicle are gone, the Aura of Death™ goes along with them.

The end.

Btw this is one of my RECURRING DREAMS, had this one in 4/5th grade I believe ☝️😎(😭🙏)