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11:00 pm mini rant

thinking about how elementary school me (2010's) didn't understand Yo Mama™ jokes and kept embarrassing herself when other kids tried to joke or tease her.

2-4th grade was not a fun time for me

Thinking about that time in 3rd grade where a boy was teasing me but I watched to many coming of age movies so I thought it was a •°`perfect`°• idea to try and 'start a roast war'

It went flawlessly /s

Totally didn't lose any aura points after that.

(Bro I think my aura was at like -2000 at that point because I'd always been a weird kid but never really know or understood it)

Thinking about how in 2nd(second) grade I had learned what up/down head nods meant so I yelled (💀🚪🤸🏾🧍🏾🤧) across the fucking cafeteria to one of my classmates* just to give him a nod up and receive one back 🫤💀

-300 aura

*I later realized that I somehow fancied this boy the tiniest 🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾 bit for some godforsaken reason (he didn't like me for obvious reasons)

Realizing that I was actually Cringe™ as hell in elementary school and I still somehow had friends...

Rememberimg that time in 2018 when Dabbing™ was a thing and I hit a perfect one and some kid told me to do it again so I did

Istg I hope I never have to meet elementary school me

Also I went through a canon event (for girls)

I Hate Pink™ phase (pink is such a pretty color, it's not my favorite but I appreciate it)

I'm Not Like Other Girls™ phase

(I literally am. I love being like other girls. I love being a girls girl. I love girls(women))

....just why

Mosab Abu Toha, "Interlude", from his poetry collection Things You May Find Hidden in My Ear: Poems from Gaza, available for download here

🫰🏾💞🫂🫂🫂it's okay pookie

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

actually so real

one of the few times i wish i had something the proverbially cling to

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

I NEED TO EXUDE AS MUCH ELDRITCH TERROR AS POSSIBLE

i want eyeballs tattooed on my palms :)

#YOU CANT HATE YOURSELF INTO A VERSION OF YOURSELF YOU LOVE

self-flagellation and self-bullying are all bad motivators for change BTW. it can be hard to escape from a spiral but genuinely u have to be nice to urself or nothing will change

Nobody made a mosquito Mahito joke yet and it’s saddening

A mosquito and Mahito fly into a bar.

The patrons put on bug spray and start swatting at the bug.

The mosquito flies out unharmed.

This is all I got in me unfortunately

TFW WHWN YOU NEED TO BUY THE NEW MARBLE HORNETS TIMPLUSH

(bc FUCKYEAHtheycamebackwithaplushie)

BUT YOUR FUCKING BROKE AND YOU SOMT HAVE $30 TO BUY IT

:((((((((