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11:00 pm mini rant
thinking about how elementary school me (2010's) didn't understand Yo Mama™ jokes and kept embarrassing herself when other kids tried to joke or tease her.
2-4th grade was not a fun time for me
Thinking about that time in 3rd grade where a boy was teasing me but I watched to many coming of age movies so I thought it was a •°`perfect`°• idea to try and 'start a roast war'
It went flawlessly /s
Totally didn't lose any aura points after that.
(Bro I think my aura was at like -2000 at that point because I'd always been a weird kid but never really know or understood it)
Thinking about how in 2nd(second) grade I had learned what up/down head nods meant so I yelled (💀🚪🤸🏾🧍🏾🤧) across the fucking cafeteria to one of my classmates* just to give him a nod up and receive one back 🫤💀
-300 aura
*I later realized that I somehow fancied this boy the tiniest 🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾 bit for some godforsaken reason (he didn't like me for obvious reasons)
Realizing that I was actually Cringe™ as hell in elementary school and I still somehow had friends...
Rememberimg that time in 2018 when Dabbing™ was a thing and I hit a perfect one and some kid told me to do it again so I did
Istg I hope I never have to meet elementary school me
Also I went through a canon event (for girls)
I Hate Pink™ phase (pink is such a pretty color, it's not my favorite but I appreciate it)
I'm Not Like Other Girls™ phase
(I literally am. I love being like other girls. I love being a girls girl. I love girls(women))
....just why
