Me When I Try To Stop Hoarding

Me when I try to stop hoarding

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8 months ago
"

"

They say before you start a war,

'You better know what your fighting for'

Well baby you are all that I adore-

If love is what you need;

A soldier I will be

"

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"

Regret it every day,

Every breath I take,

I can feel you,

breaking down from it all.

Forget the misery,

Remember this when you breathe;

You're everything I never was

" - Angel with a Shotgun, The Cab || Everything I Never Was, Cult to Follow

This guy is named Viktor 🐺 Torian


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7 months ago

Oh Jay- you forgot your flashlight!-

*Light flashes to pasty and monstrous version of Alex crawling through the fucking window*

"I want to devour you whole, but I don't want to get rid of that delicious taste. I want to be able to savor your smell, your taste. You are more than just a meal to me, you are all I want to drink."

COUGHS THIS AT YOU. It was like 4am when writing this so its really bad but use it however u want!!

"I Want To Devour You Whole, But I Don't Want To Get Rid Of That Delicious Taste. I Want To Be Able To
"I Want To Devour You Whole, But I Don't Want To Get Rid Of That Delicious Taste. I Want To Be Able To

What could you have possibly expected to find?

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KO-FI


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5 months ago

I've never felt more intimatly aware of the threat of nuclear war than these past fews hours of my life.

Like no joke I had a dream that the would went into MAD* and for some reason,,, no one was panicking.

*Mutually Assured Destruction

Like we were all scrambling and internally afraid yes but at the same time- most of everyone (at least in the vicinity of my city) was calm.

Like it wasn't a surprise. We all just knew we had to start packing bags and find somewhere to go.

I fucking hate that this could happen at any point now too. Like with the American election results turning another page in our unfortunate history.

Unless things go smoother than gravel in these next few years, I'm pretty sure I won't be surprised if MAD does happen.

That's how fucking bad this shit is. It's quite literally one of the endings to a Worst Case Scenario.

Honestly I can only hope we come back to our senses someday.

For now I will cope by consuming JJK brainrot and just getting through life.


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9 months ago

circulate this bih even more

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

1 month ago

REBLOG THIS IF YOU THINK THAT YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS DESERVE THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING BEYOND THAT.

7 months ago

*foams at the mouth and clangs on my cage*

LET ME OUT

LET ME OUT

WE SHALL BE FRIENDZZZZZ

I want more writer friends on here :(


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7 months ago

Man I love having Social Anxiety β„’ πŸ˜‹πŸ˜œπŸ˜Ž

I have to keep reminding myself that the people laughjng around me aren't laughing at me

I love not being able to answer questions when I'm asked them

I LOVE the feeling of people staying at me when I enter quiet rooms

LOVE THAT FEELING WHEN I walk into large rooms and it feels like I'm being judged

Yeahhh 😎😎😎😎


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9 months ago

"-And keep your dog on a leash."

She said that to me with so much venom- how could say such a thing? To my face and in front of my best friend too.

She already knew what Steph was like; I had tol' her stories about em from when we were dumb kids messing around in folks fields an' in the woods.

He might be a bastard and a dog in all rights and senses of those words but he's MY bastard and MY dog to insult and intimidate.

She doesn't know how much I hate putting the man in timeout. To see his beautiful summer eyes look up at me and know he ain't getting off anytime soon.

She couldn't understand the bond we welded together - wrought iron and steel - couldn't understand how much I'd lay my life on the line for his mangy, good-for-nothing ass.

She couldn't understand how deep my love runs for him.

The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

She was my baby sister; I've known her for all my life.

And he's my friend, my boy, my partner- and I've known him for so many eternities.

So now, after Steph leaves once those words leave her mouth- I leave with him. And I don't tell them goodbye, don't say when I'll be back. Because my 'Bye' won't be good, and I don't plan on see'n them again.

And tonight I'm gonna ride on into the sunset with him.

He may be the dog, but I'll be the bear for him. I'll protect him with my life and make sure he knows he's got someone to come back to when the doing gets done.

He probably won't know how I feel because he ain't like that but I don't care- he's got me and I've got him- we've got each other.

He's the dog and I'm the bear-

So I'm gonna chase him until the sun goes down forever.

Bernard

i will ALWAYS clap my hands excitedly and lean forward in my seat when someone tells a character to "keep your dog on a leash" only for it to turn out they're referring to another person


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7 months ago
These Are Parallel Lines.

These are parallel lines.

They will never touch.

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

1 week ago

Me, If you will

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jin-jamm-desu - Screaming Lizard Creations
Screaming Lizard Creations

Loser, 17, probably acoustic. Bunch of stuff that the lizard in my head screams out from time to time.

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