Reblogging For My Irl Trans Friend Who Doesn't And Will Hopefully Never Have Tumblr

Me when tall people who don't respect me exist:

Dick from a girl who's, like, really scary

Why is Jakub giving VOGUE in the third panel? Like damn you do NOT need to look so gold while he's on he phone.

Chapter 17 part B is up now!

And oh my who could he be talking to~?

"YOU TOO, KANE - OR DO I HAVE TO TRANSLATE IT TO NEANDERTHAL FOR YOU?"

-Gym teacher, Freak the Mighty

I SWEAR WHEN I GET MY HANDS AROUND YOUR NECK, BITCH

"My father was a magician. He heard the words 'birth defect', and disappeared."

- Kevin/Freak, Freak the Mighty (Rodman Philbrick, 1993)

FREAK, YOU LITTLE SHIT, I LOVE YOU

Let's go bitches

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING

GET THEM DOWN

Lost marble hornets entry

Dude I love this to no end

Still remenbering this gem I found in Twitter XD

*ideas for MH But They're Cats Au intensifies*

I won't let you die alone, not like I did.

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KO-FI

For my irl trannie friend 🫵🏾👹

first semester studying marine biology: wow i'm really learning a lot about the ocean ^_^ i can't wait to get out in the field in a couple years and do my part to make the world a better place ^_^

third semester studying marine biology: the intersection of capitalism, imperialism, socioeconomic injustice, and environmental destruction has turned me into david lynch's cartoon of the dog that is so angry it cannot move. anti littering campaigns aren't enough i need to guillotine every petrochemical executive and stick their heads on pikes on the white house lawn

im sorry

but it's alright. Me and the microwave are in cahoots.

I'm sorry

We take our time prepping and getting the food to warm up just right, before I dive in and devour it,

I'm sorry

Leaving nothing but sick trails of sauce and a naked dishelved plate in my wake

I'm sorry

kind of perverted that microwave will spin your food for you. showing you all its angles for your freakish lustful gaze