Straight People Are So Weird To Me, Like You Can Just MAKE A COMPLEX ORGANISM BY ACCIDENT!!!! Like You

Straight people are so weird to me, like you can just MAKE A COMPLEX ORGANISM BY ACCIDENT!!!! Like you were having ‘fun.’ And then BANG YOU’RE GOING TO BE A MOM. I’m so glad I’m a lesbian.

More Posts from Jingelthegayfrog and Others

8 months ago

finally watching supernatural (yes, in the year 2024) and god you destiel girls weren’t lying huh

they really ARE that gay

9 months ago

God, he's so cunty. that's a babygirl right there

God, He's So Cunty. That's A Babygirl Right There
God, He's So Cunty. That's A Babygirl Right There

Tags
10 months ago

forgive me lord for I have imagined a life far more soft and tender than the one you created for me

1 year ago
I Was Just Reading The Manga And All I Could Think About Was The Fact That This Outfit Has To Have Something

i was just reading the manga and all i could think about was the fact that this outfit has to have something to do with killua. gon i love you but you did not put this together after dressing like a christmas elf for your entire life. those are not your pants

10 months ago

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

10 months ago
Why Does My Dog Look So Scared All The Time, Like I Moved My Leg Away From Her And She Looks Like She’s

Why does my dog look so scared all the time, like I moved my leg away from her and she looks like she’s about to have a mental breakdown


Tags
10 months ago

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.


Tags
10 months ago

I forgot that writing is very fun and that you're playing pretend. like all this shit and pressure about craftsmanship and art! NO!!!! you are a grown up playing with dolls! it is silly and you should have sooooo much fun pushing their heads together to make them smooch!!! or torturing them, which is what I did to my toys as a child, to the point where my mom thought I was going to grow up evil

10 months ago

I fear if I was Orpheus I would look back. Cause if I call the girl I like at 3 am on a random Tuesday to see if we’re still friends I would so look back to see if the love of my life was still there


Tags
Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • national-lemon-association
    national-lemon-association liked this · 1 year ago
  • fandomsfanman
    fandomsfanman liked this · 1 year ago
  • krianal
    krianal reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • krianal
    krianal liked this · 1 year ago
  • randomreader1999
    randomreader1999 liked this · 1 year ago
  • arbitrary-cherry
    arbitrary-cherry liked this · 1 year ago
  • thegabofriel
    thegabofriel reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • jingelthegayfrog
    jingelthegayfrog reblogged this · 1 year ago

Lesbian, she/they, mentally ok? No

33 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags