Jayce: I actually have a black belt.
Viktor: In what, karate?
Jayce: No, from Gucci.
Jayce, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me.
Vi: It’s cause your posture is all wrong and those shoes were made for smaller feet. We just need a bigger size.
Viktor, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK
Caitlyn rubbing her temples and sighing: What have I done to deserve this? Please tell me.
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Caitlyn: GET OUT OF MY CLOSET. ALL OF YOU! NOW!
Lena: So, what’s for dinner?
Kara, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.
Juliette: What’s up guys. I’m back.
Calliope: What the- you can’t be here. I literally saw you die.
Juliette: Death is a social construct.
Robin: Just a heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and it will become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.
Nancy: What did you do?
Robin: IT WAS A MISTAKE!
Enid: Okay, help me please!
Wednesday: Got two words for you.
Enid: I bet they won’t be helpful.
Wednesday: Your problem.
Enid: I was right.
Jinx: People are always asking me if I am more of a morning person or a night person.
Jinx: And I’m just like, buddy! I’m barely even a person
Viktor, addressing the counsel: And of you have any questions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Jayce: But… that’s just the trash can.
Viktor: It sure is! And if you have a problem with it feel free to drop it in here and I will handle it as soon as possible.
Kara: You love me, right, Lena
Lena: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
Jayce: If Mel and I were drowning, who would you save?
Viktor: You two can’t swim
Jayce: It’s a hypothetical question, Viktor! Who would you save?
Viktor: My time and effort.
Yzma trying to dump out the poison without looking suspicious.
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