Vi: Bitches Be Like “I’m Baby”, But Have Childhood Trauma And Neglect. Like What The Fuck Do You

Enid: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Wednesday: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Enid: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Wednesday: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

Jayce: If Mel and I were drowning, who would you save?

Viktor: You two can’t swim

Jayce: It’s a hypothetical question, Viktor! Who would you save?

Viktor: My time and effort.

Sevika: There are no more swear words in this house. If one is said you will have to deal with the boss.

Powder/Jinx: Heck.

Sevika: You’re on thin fucking ice kid.

Silco: …

Sevika: Dammit.

Jayce: Question. When they shot Bambi’s mother, did you find that a sad moment … at all?

Viktor: I’m sure she’s mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Lena: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Alex: … Your what?

Lena: My friends.

Kara: Is she saying “friends”?

Andrea: I think she’s being sarcastic.

Kelly: No, no, no, this is delirium, she’s cracked from being awake all night. Hey Lena! All your friends are in this room.

Lena: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

Eleanor: I’m going to take you out.

Drea: Great, it’s a date!

Eleanor: I meant that as a threat.

Drea: See you at five!

Jinx: Okay. I get it. You’ve had a really hard time lately, you’re stressed out, seven people died.

Silco: Twelve, actually.

Jinx: Not the point. Look, they are dead now and really whose fault is that?

Silco: Yours!

Jinx: That’s right: no one’s.

Jayce: I turned out perfectly fine.

Viktor: Jayce, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Jayce: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN.

Jayce: *kicks the door down looking panicked*

Viktor: What did you do?

Jayce: Nobody died.

Viktor: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Arcane as Breaking Bad Quotes Part: 2

Vi: I uh… I eat a lot of frozen stuff … it’s usually pretty bad, I mean the pictures are always so awesome, you know? It’s like “Hell yeah, I’m starved for this lasagna!” And then you nuke it and the cheese gets all scabby on the top and it’s like … it’s like you are eating a scab… I mean, seriously, what’s that about?