I LOVE HISTORICAL FIGURES IN TMA. MY FAVORITE IS WILFRED OWEN(Mag 007). He Really Was A WW1 Soldier,

Are there any adverse affects of you cook and eat the rice?

Leitner slipped under victim’s door: a 19th-century diary, affiliated with the Eye. Drops large amounts of uncooked rice when read (extremely annoying).

"what even happens in the magnus archives" Everything Happens In The Magnus Archives. it's all in there. you name something that is in any way scary or unpleasant and it's in there somewhere. if you have a niche phobia or recurring nightmare of any kind, no matter how obscure you may believe it to be, then one day you are going to queue up an episode and listen to the intro music play and then they'll read out the title "episode 42069, catching you in 4k" and recite your own personal worst fear Directly into your ear canals, in exactly the words you would use to describe it. the sixth episode is about exploding worm sex that kills you. and then there are 194 more episodes after that.

Avatar of the corruption

i have a confession to make.

i used to give people lice on purpose.

to everyone who had the misfortune of being my elementary school peer: i’m sorry, it was me.

i need to start rabies posting again. you people are too complacent. does no one fear the foaming madness anymore?? you're all so dehydrated you wouldn't even notice the hydrophobia. you haven't seen a glass of water in a month you're all living off dr. pepper and cigarette

I literally joined tumblr just to say this

Elias Bouchard more like Elias Douche-ard

I think it could be interpreted as vast or lonely as well

Elias Bouchard more like Elias Douche-ard

Great news I’m making my sister listen to the Magnus archives (she agreed to the murder board too 🥰)

dream job is pair of eyeballs that fly around and look at shit

Dylan Anderson I see your monster pig and I raise you three pigs that KNOW you are holding a large quantity of ice cream

All three pretended to be asleep and then cornered me as soon as I got past their fence

Truly diabolical creatures