Joeysmartass

looking at wikipedias list of obsolete jobs and dreaming of a better life

What if... sashanne...

was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself

Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal

tumblr was funnier when the reylos were just outright lying all the time

Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”

ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."

A young rat stands alone in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2006, is the day he is banging out the tunes.