Guys...I Passed A Pizza Place Called Don Quixote- The Pizza Was Crazy Good _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

it's been almost 2 years

Aquarium date? 🐠

Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

Customer: (not on record) DMV: DEROGATORY TERM FOR ITALIANS Verdict: ACCEPTED

if you had the 2006 guinness book of world records do you remember this guy with the record for the most straws stuffed in a mouth? why is he dressed like he’s in the matrix? slay.

looking at wikipedias list of obsolete jobs and dreaming of a better life

silly billies

George: thats all he would say, was "keep administering the shocks, keep going."

jerry: so what did you do??

george: what do you think i did? i kept administering the shocks!

jerry : even though you could hear the person on the other end--

george: well what was i supposed to do!

jerry: --screaming and begging for mercy?

george: "keep going, keep shocking him," the guy was telling me! *puts his head in his hands* he was in charge of the experiment, he was paying me, what was i supposed to do? tell him to go suck a lemon?

jerry: so what you're telling me is, you were just following orders?

*kramer enters wearing a brand new pork pie hat with the price tag still on*

kramer: guess who just got paid to sit around in a room pretending to get electrocuted all day!