Open Rp

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

lets see the best shitty joseph and or caesar imagines you have my liege

you ask and I deliver - I hope this assortment of Joseph and Caesar imagines is to your liking *bows*

Joseph Joestar

joseph only brings you out to eat at chain restaurant (he likes their commercials and quotes his favorites throughout the meal)

and this is new york, so he wants to go eat in times square. he likes the atmosphere

before going to eat at chilis he asks you to get a picture of him and times square woody `

he lives with his granny still. and by that, i mean he still sleeps in his childhood bedroom.

It has tacky rocket ship themed wallpaper. And boxes upon boxes filled his comic book collection

you try to read one and he kicks you out for touching his special edition Superman vol. 3 

Caesar Zeppeli

despite his reputation, caesar had never brought a girl home before - you’re the first

his apartment is filled with doilies and virgin mary merch (do you call religious items merch? am i going to hell for that?)

also all of his furniture has plastic coverings, even the bed

you spend the night at his house but have to sleep on the couch because you’re not married! this is a good catholic household!

then you hear a loud BANG

apparently between his plastic bed covering and his soap bubble coating, he got to slippery and fell off the bed

this happens often

“in the court of the crimson king.”

➥ ❝ Panty Anarchy & Stocking Anarchy ❞

➥ Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt

mikus insp by this figure that has taken over my brain

just kinda......in luv with these boys......

leave him alone gyro

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

this part of my playlist specifically is extremely sexy i think

Here’s Kars the one and only!! I gave him afro twists I think that since he’s so old his hair would be very very long👀 But I till say 😔 allstarbattle Kars looks really really good! I like that he’s tan there instead of grayish like he is in the anime 😭 And before anyone complains about me hitting another character with the beam 😩 pls consider that (at least in the anime) the pillar men are supposed to look multi racial so this is just the brown Kars AU lol ♥️♥️