Mikus Insp By This Figure That Has Taken Over My Brain

lets see the best shitty joseph and or caesar imagines you have my liege

you ask and I deliver - I hope this assortment of Joseph and Caesar imagines is to your liking *bows*

Joseph Joestar

joseph only brings you out to eat at chain restaurant (he likes their commercials and quotes his favorites throughout the meal)

and this is new york, so he wants to go eat in times square. he likes the atmosphere

before going to eat at chilis he asks you to get a picture of him and times square woody `

he lives with his granny still. and by that, i mean he still sleeps in his childhood bedroom.

It has tacky rocket ship themed wallpaper. And boxes upon boxes filled his comic book collection

you try to read one and he kicks you out for touching his special edition Superman vol. 3 

Caesar Zeppeli

despite his reputation, caesar had never brought a girl home before - you’re the first

his apartment is filled with doilies and virgin mary merch (do you call religious items merch? am i going to hell for that?)

also all of his furniture has plastic coverings, even the bed

you spend the night at his house but have to sleep on the couch because you’re not married! this is a good catholic household!

then you hear a loud BANG

apparently between his plastic bed covering and his soap bubble coating, he got to slippery and fell off the bed

this happens often

my hobbies include trying to draw stuff that will never be animated in the jojo tv series and, most importantly, suffering

oh you’re neurodivergent? reblog with the song stuck in your head and the task you’re currently procrastinating on

i think jotaro is definitely wearing eyeliner and mascara by part 4 because well look at him

but he’s so far repressed that it has absolutely no meaning he recognizes or acknowledges he’s just like well this is the part of my morning routine where i have to put some bullshit on my eyes. he just blacks out and comes to a few minutes later and he’s in makeup but he’s in so deep that his brain won’t allow him to notice that he is

The last song you listened to describes why you would be cancelled

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

Armed and dangerous

open rp

“Feh.. It’s me, Inuyasha, the half-demon. I can defeat every demon who crosses my path. You think you can take me?”