“what Marauder Are You” Quizzes Are Always Like

slow burn or love at first sight (both)

fake dating or secret dating

enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers

oh no there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence

hurt-comfort or amnesia

fantasy au or modern au

mutual pining or domestic bliss (both)

smut or fluff (I can't choose, so both)

canon-compliant or fix-it

reincarnation or character death

one-shot or multi-chapter

kid fic or road trip fic

arranged marriage or accidental marriage

high school romance or middle aged romance

time travel or isolated together

neighbors or roommates

sci-fi au or magic au

body swap or genderbend

angst or crack (these are so hard ughhhh, both)

apocalyptic or mundane (can't choose 😤)

i don't WANT to read smut right now

i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia

james potter canonically being a white man should be illegal, actually it is illegal. get the fuck away from me.

(i’m coping)

the horrible feeling you get when the tissue box runs out of tissues <<<

I love that the minute AO3 goes down everyone collectively flocks to this website to ask the same question with varying levels of insanity attached

stop holding ya pee for so damn long

I just realized all my comfort characters are 'the second choice', I think they might say something about me but I'm ignoring that :)

-Regulus Black

-Chuuya Nakahara

-Ryuunosuke Akutagawa

In all seriousness, if ao3 stays down for days, even weeks, because of those dumb fucking attackers, I’m gonna be extremely depressed and suicidal. I physically cannot live without ao3 👍