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my blog will make you smile or cry♡

“I want to be your favorite place to go when you’ve had a bad day or a good day.”

— (via h-alf)

“Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.”

— Frida Kahlo

Toastradamus Predictions 2016

Ranch dressing will over take butter as the #1 toast topping.

Science will discover syrup is even stickier than we could have ever imagined.

You’ll get your money, Dan. Relax. Just give me until April. You know I’m good for it.

Spoons will become sentient and shepherd humanity into a utopian existence.

Forks will become sentient and ruin it all.

Katie will grow out her bangs.

Humpty Dumpty conspiracy theorists will rejoice when a black box recording surfaces, telling the full story.

You’ll keep writing 2015 on checks until at least mid-February.

you’re made of stars. And I’m so lost

me: (whispering) i really like you and want to kiss you lots them: huh? me: i said you suck

I need you. Because you make me laugh more than anyone else, and i’m the best me when i’m with you. And because when you’re gone,nothing feels right until you return.