Legolas: you kissed my father?
(y/n): in my defense it was very dark and he's very hot
who put him in these fuckass glasses.
âi can fix himâ
ok welcome to the construction crew
this is the type of shit they get up to
Y/n, about Jason: He's definitely out of my league.
Roy: ...
Y/n : Actually, we're not even playing the same sport.
Roy: Y/n-
Y/n : It's kind of like he's in the NBA and I work at the muffler store across the stadium.
get unemployed & fag out
imagine the confussion it would cause for the villains in gotham if during halloween night the entire batfamily would dress up as each other during patrol.
Youre some guy robbing the bank or whatever and see nightwing pulling up and feel relief bc "oh, thats not too bad, could be worse, ive fought him before and should know his moves by now!" and suddenly he pulls out a glock.
genre đž idol au, strangers(kinda) to lovers,
pairings đ¸ Idol Jaemin x drunk idiot reader
Future warnings đĽ mentions of alcohol and alcohol consumption, puking(not in detail) sexual tension to the MAX AND smut/â ď¸ Oral sex (giving, and receiving) Penetration, Building Arousal, fat dick jaemin đ. Use of nicknames, degrading, and praising. Secrets!!!!
Note: this is the longest fucking teaser in the word! My badâŚ. Anyway. Promise I will work on my other stories. They will get doneâŚ. One day. đ
He needed to get out, he really really needed to get out, you wanna know why? Because he got a boner just from a girl grazing his hand at the cafe, it was stupid and he was embarrassed. He canât remember the last time he had sex. THE na jaemin, having blue balls? Unheard of. I mean look at em.
Work has be unbearable, video after video, promotion after promotion. He hasnât been in bed with another person in too long.
So thatâs why heâs at a stupid club with his group. He usually doesnât go, he hates the smell of alcohol and the thick air surrounding him, but he was hoping that maybe he could get back on his game. He knows he needs to be careful, he shouldnât hook up with a fan, or someone who knows who he is. So when he walked into the bar and his eyes immediately landed on you, he prayed you didnât listen to kpop. Prayed you didnât know who he was yet.
He hasnât found the courage to walk up to you yet. You were surrounded by your friends, who where also attractive, but not like you were. You were wearing this tight pencil dress, it hugged your body so perfectly. But he noticed that you didnât seem to understand how attractive you look. Always drunkenly directing the guys that approach you to your friends.
Humble
Hot
It should not be this easy for him to be turned on. Heâs off his game. He needed to relax, but found it hard when he saw you looking over at him. He froze, he didnât know what to do, and to what he sees, neither did you. You sent a sweat smile his way, and you returned it, it was so beautiful, he thought that a girl like you didnât belong in a club on a Friday night. He didnât know what would have happened after if one of your friends, whoâs wearing a vintage tennis bodycon dress, that almost matched yours, hadnât handed you a drink. Bringing your attention away from him. But he was disappointed anyway.
This interaction did not go overlooked by his friends. âA smile? Thatâs it? Go over there you idiot!â Haechan who drags out the âitâ for a dramatic effect. Jaemin rolls his eyes and leans back into his chair. âCanâtâ
âWhy not?â Mark joins, pushing his drink to the side so he can lean over. âEver guy that has went up to her has been redirected-â
âBut she smiled at youâ mark interrupts.
âI wouldnât mind being redirected to one of her friendsâ haechan remarks, mark joins jaemin in rolling his eyes this time. âIâm going to get another drink, come with meâ haechan ignores the boys reactions and gets up form the booth that are currently seated at. âWhy me?â Jaemin complains. âBecause we need to get you with a girl, one way or another tonight, and thatâs not going to happen with you sitting hereâ
Jaemin thinks for a moment, before standing up with a groan and follows haechan to the bar, not noticing the pair of eyes that follows him.
Your eyes.
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âHeâs cute!!â Yejun announces, drunk out of her mind. âThatâs who youâve been staring at all night?â She slumps her body into yours and you flick her forehead for being so loud. Almost missing due to the alcohol. âHe looks like a idol that I like- all his friends do actuallyâ you inform, tearing your eyes away from the blue haired boy at the bar. âA kpop idol?â Shihyun butts in. âYeahâ
âWow! Kpop idols at a club!? No way!â Shihyun shoots up from her seat to look for the topic of the subject but fails âwhere? I wanna see a kpop idol!â She announces, you all quickly turn away when you see the two boys heads begin to turn towards your direction.
They mustâve heard her.
âThey arenât actually kpop idols they just look like them you idiot!â You scold, placing a hand on the side of your face to hide you embarrassed features. âOhâ the others are doing the same.
You really shouldnât have decided to come tonight, you have mock trial tomorrow and a hang over isnât going to help your performance. âYou should talk to him.â Yejun is the first to put her hand down when she notices the boys look away. âAnd say what? I donât want to hook up with anyone anywayâ you laugh and take a sip of your drink. You really should stop but you need the alcohol to help you forget about your dramatically sad life.
âWhy does it have to be a hookup? I know plenty of couples whoâve meet at a club. Or maybe thatâs what you need y/n, a good hookup to set you straight!â
âIâll set you straight if you donât keep your voice down.â You say through your teeth and the girls giggle. âWhat group do they look like?â Chaewon finally enters the conversation, she pushes the strains of hair that stick to her face do to her dancing. Her short black hair still looked just as good as when you got there. âNctâ you answered
âNct?â
âNct, I donât think thats really them, Iâm just too drunk, but he definitely looks like na jaemin⌠or maybe I should stop drinkingâ you confirm, setting your drink to the side, which Shihyun gladly finished for you. âThey are very talented, and that jaemin guy is my favorite, thatâs probably why My brain is putting his face on him⌠or maybe they do just look alikeâ you add, not noticing the eyes that were on you.
His eyes.
Na Jaeminâs eyes.
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âShe knows who I amâŚshe knows itâs meâ jaemin informs with the most disappointing tone. He placed his head down on the counter while waiting for haechans drink. âNo, she thinks you look like himâ haechan pays him on the back.
âYou could still hook up with her, even if she did know who you were.â
âStop talking haechan, I have a headacheâ
âAnd a bonerâ he teases, âyou really need to go talk to herâ Jaemin fights with everything in him not to punch the boy next to him. He turns his head on the counter to your direction. You were being dragged to the dance floor by a girl with short black hair.âIâm going to the bathroom.â He grumbles, before dragging himself off the counter.
âTo get yourself off? Loserâ haechan didnât even bother keeping his voice down. Which is why Jaeminâs didnât feel bad about elbowing him in the back with all his strength. He follows the signs to the bathrooms when he realizes they are locked. He sighs and leans himself up against the wall to wait for whoever is in there to come out. The club wasnât dirty at all, thatâs why he feels so comfortable there. But at any other club, he wouldnât even think of touching the wall- let alone ues their bathrooms. He sits there for a moment wonder why no one is coming out.
Tired of waiting and taping his foot on the ground, he pushes himself off the wall and goes to knock at the door. The response didnât come from the bathroom, nor did it come form a guy.
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âThey closed the bathrooms insideâ you inform the tall guy you had stumbled onto when looking for your phone charger. You knew this place fairly well, Chaewons older brother did own it after all.
You left Chaewon at the dance floor almost immediately, there was now way you would be able to dance without throwing up form the alcohol in your system. When he turns to you, and gives you and look up and down, taking in your features, you continue. âThey want to avoid messy hook ups I guess, they used to happen all the time hereâ you laugh and he smiles. âCanât blame them, there are some very attractive women hereâ you catch his eyes roaming your body again. But you donât feel the need to cover up. In fact you want him to look at you for days.
Must be the alcohol, or maybe the fact that he looks like a fucking idol.
You cough after a moment too long of silence, the noise making his eyes snap back to yours. âThe bathrooms out back are open, they are just as nice, promiseâ you inform. Your thumb pointing out the back door, toward the outside seating area.
Promise?
PROMISe!?
Where the hell did that come from?
âPromise? You seem to know this place well. And even promoting it.. do you work here?â He laughs and you join him. He smile was contagious. He has to be some kind of doppelganger. âNo I donât work here⌠but if I did, would this be considered being helpful?â
âVeryâ he smiles to you again, and even if your tried hiding it, you couldnât, you smile back at him, uncontrollably. You two stand there for another momentâŚ
This is awkward.
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This is awkward.
He thinks You can definitely see his boner⌠or maybe your too drunk? Heâs hoping your too drunk. The way you carry yourself is so attractive to him. Heâs only exchanged a couples words but he already likes your personality. âThanksâ he breaks the silence while making his way past you and towards the door. You respond with a nod and another beautiful smile. He canât help the next words that leave him. âYouâll be here when I get back?â His hand is in the door, holding it open when you turn to him. âWill you give me a good review if I am?â
He chuckles softly and nods to your direction before walking off.
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HOLY SHIT
You really where going to stay and wait for him. It wouldnât kill you to maybe see how it would go with him. You watching him make his way around the corner, following the signs. When you feel and cold hand on your wrist. You turn to see one of the nice guys you turned down earlier in the night. âHey pretty, sorry to bother you but your kinda droolingâ he tease. You bring your other hand to your mouth before realizing it was a joke. âHa ha, very funnyâ he laughs and you join him.
He was pretty nice, when you turned him down, he didnât pester you or offend you with the usually âyouâre ugly as fuck anywaysâ. He just smiled and Said âI understandâ
We all know thatâs the bare minimum, but It felt nice to know guys werenât so bad. His name was Jaeun? Or something.
âAre you looking for someone to dance with, while you wait on your little friend? Because if you are⌠Iâm all yours.â He places his hands out to show off his body. You giggle and shake your head. âNo actually I should stay here, he asked me to-â
â-What are you a dog? Your just going to follow his commands?â Your shocked to hear the voice coming from beside you. Must have been one of jaeunâs fiends. You turn to the other boy, his expression was cocky and his breathe definitely tells you heâs been drinking. âMaybe I amâ you shrug and turn back to jaeun, whoâs eyeing his friends. âDude, could you go away?â He asks, motioning his hand towards the tables. The drink in his hand almost spilling with the movement. This is awkward and so unnecessary. But you canât bring yourself to say anything. If you werenât so drunk to stand on both feet evenly you wouldâve told both of them to leave you alone With full confidence. But your feet keep shifting weight and your fingers wiggle with anxiousness.
âWhy? She obviously isnât planning on being with you tonight. Give it up dudeâ you let out a sigh and begin to back away quietly. âThat has nothing to do with it- your making her uncomfortableâ he argues, his hand now gesturing towards you. His drink spilling at the action. Getting on your arm. It wasnât a big deal since your dress was sleeveless, but it still irritated you, because now your sticky and not in the way you wanted tonight. âIâm so sorryâ he turns to you quickly taking a napkin from a nearby table to help you wipe of the Martini looking drink off if you.
âItâs fine- Iâm going to run to the bathroom.â You lightly push him away, and he respectfully backs up. âIâll com-â
âHeyâ you turn around to face the back entry. You see the jaemin doppelganger at the door, his eyes look to the pair of guys behind you, before looking back at you with an ashamed smile. âI canât find the bathroomsâ he says. You almost giggle at his face.
Almost.
No, no you did.
You giggled.
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When he came from the bathroom to see two guys hovering over you, He was kinda upset, when he asked if youâd still be there when he got back. He kinda also meant alone. But as he got closer to the window filled door, he noticed uncomfortable you were. When he opens the door all he heard was.
âItâs fine- Iâm going to run to the bathroom.â
He just got back from there⌠He looked at the guy who had his hands on your arm, he was about to say something jaemin would not like- not in the slightest.
âHeyâ
When you turn to look at him. He saw your face light up almost immediately. He put on the best acting if his career.
âI canât find the bathroomsâ
when you giggle, he joins you.
âIâll show you, I have to clean up anywayâ you make your way up the steps and he moves to give you more space to get passed him in the doorway. Almost grazing his boner, he tried to hide while in the bathroom.
He follows you around the tables and you both walk shoulder to shoulder towards the bathroom. He wanted to hear you talk. Your voice was so angelic, and he wasnât having the silence. âI heard your conversation earlier.â He lets out, looking to you. He tries to stop his fluttering heart when you look back to him. âThe one about me being a dog?â You question
âWhat?â Maybe your too drunk.
âNevermind, what conversation?â
âThe one about nct..â
You pause your feet for a moment, he joins you. The muffled music in the background. âOh⌠really?â You mumble under your breath.
âReallyâ
âYou just look like an idol in nctâ you let out an embarrassed breath and cover your face with your palms. His heart almost stopped and his head felt really light.
âYeah? Who?â
âHis name is jaemin.. you look like na jaeminâ
Me nods at that. âIs that a compliment?â He questions. If only you knew.
âHave you seen him?!â You ask in a âof courseâ tone. He canât help but smile.
You laugh when he just watches you. âYes itâs a complement.â You ensure with two pats to his chest. Then you turn back on your heal to continue walking. He follows, almost like a cartoon character when they smell food- floating towards the source of the amazing smell. You were intoxicating. âIâm glad I meet your standardsâ
He almost knocks onto you when stop dead in your tracks. âI think Iâm gonna pukeâ his smile drops. âSorry, was that to much?â He asks walking around you to find your eyes. âWhat? No not that, I think itâs the alcoholâ you choke out and turn around, facing away from him. âWhat are you doingâ he laughs at the action. âDonât want a cute guys first impression of me to be me pukingâ His laugh only grows the more you talk.
âDont worry this diffidently isnât my first impression of youâ He turns his head towards the bathroom he just came from. âHere use the bathroom, Iâll hold you hair backâ he reassures you by placing a hand to you back, trying to guid you to the door. âDid you not hear what I just said?â You turn around with the cutest expression he thinks heâs ever seen. Your eyebrows scrunched together, and you lips are unintentionally place in a pout. âYour cuteâ he says holding into your arms. âHere, relax. Breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth.â He instructs, following along with his own advice to help you.
âI feel stupid.â You argue but follow Anyway.
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This is so embarrassing, you meet a cute, funny, nice guy- and your about to throw up on his nice weird t-shirt. You thought about it before, the blue hair and the orange in his shirt should clash but it doesnât, he looks good-
âI feel stupidâ you argue before matching his breath. After a while you feel the tickle in your stomach begin to die down. You lose train of thought while staring at him. His smile grows through breaths and he ends up laughing. You follow none the less. âYou good?â He asks removing his hands from your shoulders. You almost whined- but you didnât! Your head did feel light though, and your knees buckled every so often because of your loss of balance.
âYes sirâ you announce with a thumbs up. âGood⌠so if I were to be working here, you would say I was helpful?â He jokes. You smile at the reference to your previous conversation and roll your eyes. âIf you worked here I would give you the best yelp review.â
He raises his eyebrows in shock âthe best?!â His smile grows, Placing his hand to his chest. âIs it because I look like you celebrity boyfriend?â
You gently slap his shoulder. âStop bringing that up!â You demand, you almost started to regret hitting him- considering you two just met, it would be word to just slap him. But he didnât seem to mind. Gently rubbing the spot with a laugh he canât seems to stop. You watch him with a smile while you legs continue to wobble. He notices and stops his expression all together. His body stands up straight and his eyes watch your legs then your eyes. âAre you okay? Do you wanna sit down?â
He doesnât wait for your Response before looking for the nearest bench. âIâm good, just drunkâ you try to relax him.
âYour about to fall-â
â-Fall in loveâ you wink at him, and he tries not to laugh at your drunken state. âCan you walk?â He asks.
âOf course I can walk- Mr customer serviceâ you shew him away with your hand before talking a step towards the bench tm heâs gesturing to.
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He moves to catch you immediately after you trip over your own feet. Your back is pressed up into his chest, his body warmth is making your body relax into him. You canât control it. âSorry, unlucky startâ he hears you insist,. itâs unbelievable; the amount of times youâve made him laugh tonight. And he canât tell if itâs because your actually funny or if he just really likes you.
He slightly bends down to wrap an arm behind your thighs, and the other around your upper back. âI better be getting tipped for this-â he mumbles before lifting you up bridle style. You yelp, crossing your arms around his neck in shock. Though the rest of your body is too week to react. âYour very strongâ he hears you breath out against his neck. His spine shivers at the feeling of your lips grazing his neck. âYeah?â
He can almost feel the regret radiating off of you. Your shy.
Itâs cute.
âThis is RidicuLOUSâ you try to complain but let out the last but when he sits down, with you still in his arms. âWhat are you doing?â You ask him, you let go of his neck and try to shimming off if him lap. Little do you know, you are absolutely teasing the hell out if him. âTrying to be a gentlemanâ he manages to let out without groaning when your bum lands in the bench next to him. Your thighs laying in his lap now. âChivalry isnât deadâ you smile at him and he smiles back, placing a hand in your upper leg. He watches you eye him for a moment. Sharing a moment of comfortable silence.
âSo where do you work?â You ask him. Your eyes are definitely checking him out, but he doesnât mind at all. âI work in⌠entertainment. you?â He tries his best to dodge your question. âIâm in college⌠but I do dance for workâ you answer, your words are slurred but he can understand you. âWhat is your major?â
He watches you think for a second, as if you forgot. âLawâ he raises his eyebrows. âWhat college?â
âNCITâ you answer with a shy smile.
NCIT ⌠WOW
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You feel like maybe your over sharing to a total stranger, but honestly you donât mind too much.
You two continue to make small talk about college and your family or friends. You share a lot, including your financial situation. He doesnât seem to judge you at all when you tell him your struggling with money. He was just understanding and respectful. And made you feel safe. And a little giddy.
âHow come we arenât talking about you?â You question, tilting your head at him.
âI prefer to listenâ he says simply, not giving it another thought. âSo where are you living now?â He asks. You feel like your telling him everything, yet you know nothing about him. âThis is unfairâ you ignore his previous question to complain and he furrows his eyebrows. âHuh? What do you mean?â
You can tell he has stuff to say, you can see it in his face. He has stories to tell.
âI want to know more about you. What are your hobbies?â You ask him this time. Itâs not too dark where you two are seated. The bench sitting under small fairy lights that wrap around the back seating area. His face looks so beautiful under the light. His face is looking up towards the night sky in thought.
âI like photographyâŚâ he shrugs. His eyes not finding yours. Instead they are stationed on your calf. Watching his finders squeeze at your skin. âThatâs really cool! What do you usually take photos of?â You lean your body against the bench and wall beside you. âMy friends, landscapes, anything really. Thatâs not important I like hearing you talkâ He continues to pick at your skin.
âWell I like hearing you talkâ you argue. He finally looks back to you. Your cross your arms to exaggerate and He smiles. His hand coming up to tuck a few strains of hair behind your ears. And you almost fall off if the bench. You look away from him quickly. Desperately trying to find a new subject. âWhy donât you drink?â You wondered if that was a weird question to ask, but you did notice that he havenât ordered a drink when he was at the counter with his other friend- who definitely resembled haechan- and he didnât seem drunk at all.
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The question caught him off guard, he was distracted by your eyes, Your lips, your cute nose, your bare neck. You were so perfect, physically and emotionally. He really wouldnât the able to stop thinking about you. âI hate the smell and the taste of it.â He makes a face with thats statement, hoping to earn a laugh from you. Instead you cover your mouth. âCan you smell my breath!? Is it bad!? I swear I wasnât drinking that muchâ he hears in a muffled tone. He laughs. âIâve been all up in your face- talking- this whole time and you could smell my breath!?â You continue while leaning back. Laying down on the bench with your back pressed down against the wood. Your hands still covering your face. âNo, your breathe doesnât smell like beer at least- I mean you donât smell badâ you tries to explain but he canât help but laugh.
âI think I have a mint in my bag, but itâs inside-â you start. Trying to move your legs off of him, but he tightens the grin on your legs. Your turn back to him. â-Said itâs fine princessâ he demands, you just look at him. Probably Unsure on how to react to the action or the nickname. He did NOT want you to leave him, not yet.
He manoeuvres your body back to his, this time moving so your thighs are on his. And you allow him to do so.
âMy breath probably smells like fried chicken anyway.â He laughs and you finally join him. Calming himself at the sound of your laugh. âAs long as we both have bad breath, I guess itâs fairâ you two continue to laugh for another moment. Before falling back to silence.
âYou really do look like himâŚâ you comment after hugging yourself due to the cold. He mentally curses at that reminder.
I AM HIMâŚ
PLEASE DONT REALIZE ITS ME
WOULD IT BE THAT BAD IF YOU DID
WOULD YOU CARE?
WOULD I CARE?
âDo I? Would you still be talking to me if I was himâ he begins to rub his hand over the skin in your leg. The act warming you down form the coldness outside. He watched you lean your head on the arm you have prompt up against the benches back. âTalking to you?⌠yes. Thinking about sleeping with you?⌠noâ
He paused his movements
âYour thinking about sleeping with me?â
Thatâs not what heâs worried about right now. Why wouldnât you sleep with himâŚ? Or na jaemin at least.
âIs that okay?â You ask. Lifting your head up as if anticipating his response. He looks aways to think about it. âWell⌠why wouldnât you sleep with my look alike?â He asks, hoping to get you to change your mind.
âIt would be weird for him to sleep with a fan.. you know? Iâve heard idols do that a lot, thereâs nothing wrong with it⌠I just donât want to be a one night thing- and then forgottenâ
He could never forget you. And you havenât even had sex.
âYou heard they do that a lot?â
These arenât the questions he wants to be asking, but he shouldnât give himself away too fast. He has to think about this, he needs to convince you to think about it differently.
âWell Iâm a backup dancer for SM entertainment-â
âWhat!â He almost shot up in shock. He know you were a dancer.. but for His company!?
âYeah⌠Iâve always heard about idols bringing fans to there dorm or hotel for the night. But I think I would feel really⌠weird to think and idol actually wanted to sleep with me ya know?â
âSo youâve danced with nct before?â He asks.
âNo! Are you crazy?! As amazing as that would be. I could never.â
He thinks for a moment. He wishes he could be having a different conversation with you but this is getting interesting.
âWhy not?â
âWell Iâve been assigned them a couple time but refused. They would probably feel uncomfortable to have a fan as a backup dancer donât you think?â
âNoâ
âNo?â you tilt your head to him and he smiles. He notices that you do that often and itâs cute. âI wouldnât mind you being my backup dancerâ biting his lip and wiggling his eyebrows with a smile.
You laugh, the sound of your giggles filling his ears. âThatâs means so much, except your not them, I mean jaemin. He might feel differentlyâ His smile drops.
Right
âWhat if I was though?â You think for a second. âI would think itâs sweat of you for saying that, but I would get to nervous to be around them anywayâ
âYour not nervous around me, do I not have the same affect?â He jokes, selfishly continuing to rub at your leg. âOh you do! You should feel my heart beatâ you admit with a shy laugh. You feel stupid for allowing yourself to talk so freely with this random doppelganger guy. âReally? Iâm making you nervous?â He rests he head on the wall behind the bench. Watching your eyes, then your lips- Your pretty lips that are stained from your drinks and plump from the bottles of alcohol. He swears his heart is beating ten times for then yours.
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You squirm under him when his hand travels up your leg to your thigh. âMhmâ you nod at his question, earring a smile from the man. âSo whatâs the difference? if I was really na jaemin⌠you still wouldnât sleep with me?â
You look away from his eyes, you can feel your face burning- and we both know itâs not the alcohol. âWhy do you care so much about him? Jaemin or not- I want to sleep with YOUâ you mumble, it almost went unheardâŚ
Almost.
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âIâm glad to hear that.â A fond smile shows on his face when you turn back to look at him.
He is so unbelievably hard right now. He could quiet literally pounce in your right now. But he canât, he canât scare you away. So instead he slowly leans towards you. His eyes finding your lips. And he almost connects them but stops. âCan I?â He asks, looking back up at you. Your eyes flicker from his lips to his eyes.
âPleaseâ you whimper.
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