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— YOU CAN’T LEAVE ME

PAIRING — Anakin Skywalker // suitless!Darth Vader x fem!Gray Jedi!Reader

SUMMARY — You were Anakin’s childhood friend but you left the Jedi Order and him behind to walk your own path. Despite that, he’s determined to protect you from danger but what he doesn’t realise is that he might be the threat himself.

AUTHOR’S NOTE — I’m a Star Wars fan for 20 years now but I have never published any fics written for this universe so I’m kind of nervous anyway… 🙈 Padmé doesn’t exist in this one, I guess, therefore Obi–Wan didn’t get to destroy our boy Ani on Mustafar. I’m not sure, to be honest, can Reader be called a Gray Jedi but I think it suits her the most. 💗

WARNINGS — dark themes, Force choke™, open ending

WORD COUNT —2,400

ENGLISH IS MY SECOND LANGUAGE.

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thranduil: what the hell was that?

y/n: it’s called... a hug?

thranduil: disgusting.

thranduil: do it again.

Tim: Can we stay with you tonight?

Dick: Both of you? What happened?

Damian: Someone was playing with an ouija board and cursed the whole Manor.

Tim: Jason wasn’t any help. He doesn’t know how to banish spirits, so he’s just throwing salt at them yelling “does this look like a hotel to you!?”

proper way to carry ur tim robin

*~ 부숴 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅 ~*

˙ . ꒷ 🍰 . 𖦹˙— are you fallin in love? - ft ; katsuki bakugou

pairing. modern au | single mom/sunshine x pro-hero/grump

synopsis. a silly little rant at a hero meet and greet, turns into a coffee ‘meet-up’ escalating to something more, katsuki’s fallen for you, and that means he has to swallow his pride. will love overcome his guts and glory?

warnings. suggestive content, crude language, not for the faint heart, approach with a stick if you despise slow burn.

𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗢𝗡𝗘    - take a picture, it’ll last longer

𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗧𝗪𝗢   - she’s not my girlfriend! 

𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗘𝗘  - coffee?

𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗙𝗢𝗨𝗥 - coffee, for real this time.

𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗙𝗜𝗩𝗘. - trip for three!

𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗦𝗜𝗫 - baby blues

𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗦𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡 - is this a promise you’ll stay?

𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗘𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 - just friends, right?

𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗘. - and we’re live!

𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗧𝗘𝗡 - trouble in paradise.

𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡  - hello?

𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗧𝗪𝗘𝗟𝗩𝗘   - you cut me off right? 

𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗘𝗡. - you shouldn’t talk to strangers!

𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗙𝗢𝗨𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗘𝗡. - forgiveness is earned. 

𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗙𝗜𝗙𝗧𝗘𝗘𝗡. - something about you 

𝗘𝗣𝗜𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗨𝗘 - let’s get married in vegas! 

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The eyes chico, they never lie.

“Love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling”

—Oscar Wilde

by the way :)

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