Lamia And The Soldier (1905) By John William Waterhouse

i want to crawl on you like. Bugs

lorcan has no function outside of being elide's husband anymore

Aelin: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Lorcan: I almost died. 

Aelin: That... was my favorite memory.

there's something kinda yuri about being tumblr mutuals

Me trying to flirt: would you like to watch The Lord of the Rings (extended editions)

they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

He eeted scement 💔💔

i love to read a character's stoicism as awkwardness. yeah your posture is great and you're mysteriously surveying the scene but it's because you're stiff af and don't know how to approach anyone, right?

god knew I’d be too powerful if I had clear skin and was skinny

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

I hope nudibranchs are the next animal that everyone realizes is cute and they start making plushes out of them